Céline Dion’s husband, René Angélil, told the Journal de Montreal that the embryos they used for IVF actually didn’t take and that Celine wasn’t really pregnant after all. Céline isn’t giving up, however. She’s going to New York to try again.

“Dr. Zev Rosenwaks believed that the procedure/pregnancy took, but that wasn’t the case. We found out some days later. We were shocked,” said Angélil. They quickly tried again to get pregnant, but were unsuccessful, he added, “But you know Céline. She doesn’t let go.”

“I admire all the women who go through such a tough process. Since April, she has undergone numerous examinations, multiple hormone injections and blood tests,” Angélil told the paper, revealing the couple will go to New York this weekend for a third try. “Céline and I didn’t get discouraged … we put our faith in life and in the stars.”

That’s got to suck. Believing you were pregnant when all along the only thing you were filled with were cheap lies and false hope. It’s almost like when the restaurant told me there was cucumber in my egg salad sandwich and then later I found out there wasn’t. Yep, Céline Dion and I must have gone through the exact same range of emotions.

I’ve been begging photographers for years to try and get an upskirt photo of Celine Dion. I probably should have mentioned I was 100% joking. I want to see these pictures about as much as I want to look down and see an angry bear wrestling with my scrotum.

A recent survey conducted on Celine Dion’s Florida home suggests she uses nearly 18,000 gallons of water a day. Well above the average 170 gallons normal residents use. It is unclear whether this is is an irrigation leak or for their landscape, but it has left people outraged.

Whatever. Don’t these guys have better things to do with their time than cry about Celine’s water usage? Some people just want to be clean. I regularly fill my tub with 150 gallons of distilled water and after I finish rinsing it out, I fill it up again to take a bath. Screw the wetlands. What have they ever done for me besides be wet?

…because you get to see Celine Dion in a bikini. Best known for nothing really, she’s about as exciting as a catheter. If you made me choose between an enema and listening to her sing, I would ask you to be gentle and not to make the water too hot.

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