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Charlie Sheen Says He Was Crazy Last Year

In no sh*t news of the day, Charlie Sheen told reporters at Fox’s TCA party in Pasadena that he was insane last year but that “I’m not crazy any more. ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen Tried to Pick Up Justin Bieber

Charlie Sheen fielded a deluge of random phone calls after accidentally posting his phone number on Twitter. He originally wanted to send his digits as a DM to Justin Bieber ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen Settles for $100 Million

Charlie Sheen finally reached an agreement with Warner Bros. over his Two and a Half Men dispute. In two weeks, Sheen will get $25 million for work he already performed ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen Really Wants a Job

Charlie Sheen presented at the Emmys last night and fellated his co-stars on Two and a Half Men wishing them nothing but success. It was painfully obvious he’s hurting for ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen Would Guest Star on ‘Men’

In least surprising news of the day, Charlie Sheen says he’d be up to do a guest appearance on Two and a Half Men if they’d want him. Being broke ... Read More »

The Banned Nickelodeon Movie, Charlie Sheen Was Booed by Juggalos and Dennis Rodman Is Still Around

Here are videos from the weekend shamelessly culled from The Daily What. First, we have Cry Baby Lane, the Nickelodeon horror movie that was so scary it was banned from being ... Read More »

Brooke Mueller Smoking Crack Again?

X17 Online photographed recent rehab graduate Brooke Mueller, who’s the primary caretaker for her and Charlie Sheen’s two kids, last Friday holding onto what seems like a homemade crack pipe. Brooke, ... Read More »

Good Luck With That, Charlie Sheen

As you may have read from your 24hr Charlie Sheen streaming news feed, Sheen is getting roasted on Comedy Central. And because Sheen is a self-obsessed jackass whose appetite for ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen Going to the Gathering of the Juggalos, May Have a New Show

On Tuesday, Charlie Sheen posted on his Twitter, “Heading to the Insane Clown Posse’s 12th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos!! 8/13/11 WHY..? Cause I’m down with the clown. Whoop!! Whoop!!” ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen Was on Steroids During ‘Major League’

Charlie Sheen sat around for a while mulling over what story he could tell that would get him more publicity. A couple lines of coke later he had an ah-ha ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen Lost His Last Goddess

Charlie Sheen’s last goddess, Natalie Kenly, finally realized she wasn’t getting 15 minutes of anything from Charlie so she packed up and left last week. She didn’t even get to ... Read More »

But What Does Charlie Sheen Have to Say?

Charlie Sheen on the signing of Ashton Kutcher to replace him on Two and a Half Men: “Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer … Oh wait, so ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen Down One Goddess

Charlie Sheen’s porn star goddess Bree Olsen left him. Possibly because he’s insane and she realized he’s no David Koresh after ticket sales for his tour have been underwhelming to ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen Lost His Custody Battle

Charlie Sheen, one of his “goddesses” and Brooke Mueller appeared in court today to decide who would take custody of their two twins. According to Radar, a judge has allowed ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen Booed Off Stage Again

Charlie Sheen took his terrible Violent Torpedo of Rambling tour to New York the other night where he was booed. Again. The show started off with a standing ovation but ... Read More »

Mila Kunis Grossed Out by Charlie Sheen

The other day, Charlie Sheen chose Mila Kunis as his next goddess. During a stop in Columbus on his Torpedo of Truth tour, Sheen said about  Mila, “Here’s the good ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen Bombed His Live Show

Losing! Duh. In the least surprising news of the day, Charlie Sheen crashed and burned during his inaugural show in Detroit on Saturday night for Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen Might Have Killed a Dog

Earlier today, Charlie Sheen tweeted: “We must bombard with Warlock Napalm, that traitor and loser whore #DUH-neese POOR-ards. a vile kidnapper and now dog thief. hate. SBW c” If you couldn’t ... Read More »

CBS Willing to Forgive Charlie Sheen

A top exec at CBS says he’s willing to forgive and forget whatever Charlie Sheen has done if it means getting him back on Two and a Half Men thus ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen Has a Film Based on His Poetry

Troma via FilmDrunk uncovered a 1989 film based Charlie Sheen’s poetry which was narrated by the man himself. Troma put out a teaser and if the entire thing is anything ... Read More »
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