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Charlie Sheen and Brooke are expecting

$800,000 per episode actor, Charlie Sheen, and his new wife, Brooke Mueller, are expecting. This will be Brooke’s first and Charlie’s fourth. “Brooke informed me two days ago that very soon ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen has a big vocabulary

Charlie Sheen apologized yesterday for using the n-word in a leaked voicemail he left Denise Richards in 2005. The tapes were out for only a short while and pulled, but ... Read More »

Prostitute-tranny-infested sperm?

Charlie Sheen yesterday responded to Denise Richard’s claim that she was only doing her reality show to support her kids financially. Charlie said he pays her $52,000 a month in ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen says Denise is rich, bitch

Denise Richards went on Today, The View and Larry King Live to promote her new reality show. She explained that the only reason she agreed to sign on was to ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen is a weirdo

A few years ago, Charlie Sheen purchased a $6,000 anatomically correct latex girl dressed as a cheerleader that bore a striking resemblance to future wife, Denise Richards. Charlie was so ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen has stupid tattoos

Charlie Sheen is so in love with his fiancée Brooke Mueller that he has promised to laser off his 13 tattoos which she hates. Being a hard partier in his ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen should have been a writer

I linked to this yesterday, but this is too brilliant. Last week, Denise Richards included e-mails sent to her from Charlie Sheen in documents in their custody battle. Here are ... Read More »

I will blogasm on your face

A possible Grey’s Anatomy spin-off? I’d rather hang myself with a shoe string. [Pajiba] Another possible reason Britney shaved her head. Lice. [Celebitchy] Anna Nicole Smith’s mother takes the stand. The judge, ... Read More »
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