$800,000 per episode actor, Charlie Sheen, and his new wife, Brooke Mueller, are expecting. This will be Brooke’s first and Charlie’s fourth.
“Brooke informed me two days ago that very soon we’d be producing our own version of Two-and-a-Half Men,’” recalls the Emmy-winning actor, who is already the father to three daughters, Cassandra, 13, Samantha, 4, …
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Charlie Sheen and Brooke are expecting
August 26th, 2008Respond
Charlie Sheen has a big vocabulary
June 19th, 20081 comment
Charlie Sheen apologized yesterday for using the n-word in a leaked voicemail he left Denise Richards in 2005. The tapes were out for only a short while and pulled, but the transcripts remain on The Smoking Gun.
Yea, I just got your other email and I am a little confused because ahhh you told me that …
Prostitute-tranny-infested sperm?
May 23rd, 2008Respond
Charlie Sheen yesterday responded to Denise Richard’s claim that she was only doing her reality show to support her kids financially. Charlie said he pays her $52,000 a month in child support and $60,000 a month for two years alimony. Today, Denise is fighting back with words of her own. Dirty, confusing words.
“Last week, I …
Charlie Sheen says Denise is rich, bitch
May 22nd, 2008Respond
Denise Richards went on Today, The View and Larry King Live to promote her new reality show. She explained that the only reason she agreed to sign on was to support her daughters. Charlie Sheen, however, says that’s a total lie. That Denise is given $52,000 a month in tax-free child support and that she …
Charlie Sheen is a weirdo
October 10th, 20071 comment
A few years ago, Charlie Sheen purchased a $6,000 anatomically correct latex girl dressed as a cheerleader that bore a striking resemblance to future wife, Denise Richards. Charlie was so fond of it that he would even bring it on the set of Spin City. Alas, the honeymoon was over when he tried to get …
Charlie Sheen has stupid tattoos
October 8th, 2007Respond
Charlie Sheen is so in love with his fiancée Brooke Mueller that he has promised to laser off his 13 tattoos which she hates. Being a hard partier in his early years, Sheen doesn’t even remember when he got most of them done including a dragon with glasses, a stingray on his ankle (a symbol …
Charlie Sheen should have been a writer
October 4th, 20072 comments
I linked to this yesterday, but this is too brilliant. Last week, Denise Richards included e-mails sent to her from Charlie Sheen in documents in their custody battle. Here are a few of them as reported by Page Six. Factoid: Denise’s mom is undergoing chemo.
“GO cry to your bald mom, you fucking loser.”
“You are a …
I will blogasm on your face
February 21st, 2007Respond
A possible Grey’s Anatomy spin-off? I’d rather hang myself with a shoe string. [Pajiba]
Another possible reason Britney shaved her head. Lice. [Celebitchy]
Anna Nicole Smith’s mother takes the stand. The judge, apparently an aspiring comic, claims there’s no circus here. [Dlisted]
Anna Nicole Smith’s former assistant weights in on Howard K. Stern. [Evil Beet]
Hollywood men love …
