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Charlie Sheen to be arrested, had car stolen

Charlie Sheen will be charged today or Monday with felony menacing and misdemeanor assault for choking his wife Brooke Mueller, putting a 4-inch switchblade to her throat and threatening to ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen dropped by Hanes

Charlie Sheen has been dropped by Hanes all because of a little domestic violence. Ads for their Comfortsoft line of undershirts featuring Sheen and Michael Jordan were suspended on December ... Read More »

Brooke Mueller went to rehab while pregnant

If you didn’t think Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller were messed up enough, how about this new report from RadarOnline which claims that Brooke went to rehab for alcohol abuse ... Read More »

Brooke Mueller wants to reconcile

Brooke Mueller has hired criminal defense lawyer Yale Galanter to help modify the protective order against Charlie Sheen “so they can work on resolving the conflicts in their marriage.” Conflicts ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen had a wonderful Christmas

If you hadn’t heard, Charlie Sheen was arrested Christmas morning after his wife Brooke Mueller claimed he threatened her with a knife. Sheen countered that Brooke started it and he ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen and Brooke are expecting

$800,000 per episode actor, Charlie Sheen, and his new wife, Brooke Mueller, are expecting. This will be Brooke’s first and Charlie’s fourth. “Brooke informed me two days ago that very soon ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen has a big vocabulary

Charlie Sheen apologized yesterday for using the n-word in a leaked voicemail he left Denise Richards in 2005. The tapes were out for only a short while and pulled, but ... Read More »

Prostitute-tranny-infested sperm?

Charlie Sheen yesterday responded to Denise Richard’s claim that she was only doing her reality show to support her kids financially. Charlie said he pays her $52,000 a month in ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen says Denise is rich, bitch

Denise Richards went on Today, The View and Larry King Live to promote her new reality show. She explained that the only reason she agreed to sign on was to ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen is a weirdo

A few years ago, Charlie Sheen purchased a $6,000 anatomically correct latex girl dressed as a cheerleader that bore a striking resemblance to future wife, Denise Richards. Charlie was so ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen has stupid tattoos

Charlie Sheen is so in love with his fiancée Brooke Mueller that he has promised to laser off his 13 tattoos which she hates. Being a hard partier in his ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen should have been a writer

I linked to this yesterday, but this is too brilliant. Last week, Denise Richards included e-mails sent to her from Charlie Sheen in documents in their custody battle. Here are ... Read More »

I will blogasm on your face

A possible Grey’s Anatomy spin-off? I’d rather hang myself with a shoe string. [Pajiba] Another possible reason Britney shaved her head. Lice. [Celebitchy] Anna Nicole Smith’s mother takes the stand. The judge, ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen could be embarrassed

Heidi Fleiss and drag queen Kayla Coxx are peddling a telling video about Charlie Sheen. Sheen doesn’t make an appearance on the tape, but there’s enough hinting that it doesn’t ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen is paid well?

In really bizarre news, Charlie Sheen of Two and a Half Men is close to finalizing a salary deal that would make him the highest paid comedy star in television ... Read More »