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Charlize Theron’s Front Teeth Were Rotted Out

Charlize Theron tells W Magazine that she was an ugly kid until she turned 16. For the first eight years of her life, Charlize Theron didn’t have any front teeth ... Read More »

Charlize Theron Was Teased in High School

Like every hot actress out there, Charlize Theron has her own ugly duckling story. Hers is the usual. Nerdy, glasses, crushes and a distinct lack of boyfriends. “I wore really nerdy ... Read More »

Charlize Theron Hit Up the Gotham Awards

Here’s Charlize Theron attending the Gotham Awards last night in NYC. If Courtney Cox is the 99%, Charlize Theron is the 1%. Boo! Hiss! Let’s stage a protest called Occupy ... Read More »

Charlize Theron Is in Vogue

Charlize Theron covers the December issue of Vogue to promote her new film, Young Adult, directed by Jason Reitman and written by Diablo Cody (groan). It’s a warm autumn evening in ... Read More »

Charlize Theron Wants Babies

Charlize Theron has babies on the brain. In an interview with In Touch, Charlize says, “I want a baby. If it would happen tomorrow I would still be very happy ... Read More »

Charlize Theron and Ryan Reynolds May Be Dating

Ryan Reynolds was spotted at dinner with his ex, Scarlett Johansson, last Friday in LA but they’re probably not getting back together because sources tell Us that he and Charlize ... Read More »

Charlize Theron Is in Elle Russia

Charlize Theron makes an appearance in the September 2010 edition of Elle Russia. She looks fantastic. Way better than I expected her to look. Looking at Charlize is like watching ... Read More »

Charlize Theron Bent Over

Breaking: Charlize Theron went shopping and bent over to put her groceries in the car thereby achieving unprecedented levels of sexiness. Read More »

The 82nd Academy Awards Are On

The 82nd Academy Awards, otherwise known as the Oscars, are on today. I’m told this is a big deal. Apparently a bunch of big shot Hollywood celebrities gather around the ... Read More »

Good News and Bad News

The good news is that for a mere $140,000, Charlize Theron will make out with you for 20 seconds like she did with one lucky winner at the OneXOne fundraiser ... Read More »

Will Smith Makes Good First Impressions

When Will Smith first met Charlize Theron, he punched her in the face. At the time, Smith was training for his role as Muhammad Ali in Ali while shooting for ... Read More »

Charlize Theron Disappoints

Dear Charlize Theron, Next time you’re at the beach, please wear a bikini. K Thnx Bye. Read More »

Charlize Theron Gets Naked Again

It’s not that rare of an occurrence seeing Charlize Theron naked in a movie. She’s shown her tits in 2 Days in the Valley, The Devil’s Advocate, Deception and Monster. ... Read More »

Charlize Theron Hates “the Hills” Like Everyone Else

During an interview with MTV’s Josh Horowitz to promote Battle in Seattle and in between calling Josh an asshole and suggesting she’s into kinky sex, Charlize Theron ponders why The ... Read More »

Charlize Theron Is Fed Up

Charlize Theron wants interviewers to stop asking the same old superficial questions about her less than attractive characters in Monster, North Country, In The Valley of Elah and Sleepwalking. You ... Read More »

Why Charlize, Why?

Charlize Theron recently told In Touch that she’s ready to spend nine months waddling around on swollen feet and feeding a parasitic entity festering inside her womb. “I’ve been thinking about ... Read More »

Charlize Theron Is Mistaken

Charlize Theron was out promoting In The Valley of Elah in the UK when she mixed up her European capitals. The actress kept talking about her visit to the Turkish ... Read More »

Charlize Theron Was Robbed

Charlize Theron’s Hollywood Hills home was broken into on Saturday. While my title says she was robbed and People says the home was burglarized, no one knows if anything was ... Read More »

Charlize Theron Is the Sexiest Woman Alive

According to Esquire Magazine, Charlize Theron is the sexiest woman alive this year. An interview in the form of a script accompanies a spread of Charlize on the website. I ... Read More »

Charlize Theron Complains About Her Breasts

Charlize Theron has developed body image issues ever since turning 30. The 32-year-old worries that her breasts are beginning to sag and she is becoming more wrinkly. “I’m 32 and as ... Read More »
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