Charlize Theron wants interviewers to stop asking the same old superficial questions about her less than attractive characters in Monster, North Country, In The Valley of Elah and Sleepwalking. You see, it’s offensive because the character is her without makeup.
“It bothers me that if you’re gonna come in, especially to these junkets… and you’re gonna …

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Charlize Theron recently told In Touch that she’s ready to spend nine months waddling around on swollen feet and feeding a parasitic entity festering inside her womb.
“I’ve been thinking about becoming a mom for a couple of years now,” the 32-year-old actress says. “My biological clock is ticking, but it hasn’t gone off yet. I …

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Charlize Theron was out promoting In The Valley of Elah in the UK when she mixed up her European capitals. The actress kept talking about her visit to the Turkish city of Budapest. The Turkish carpets she bought in Budapest, the Turkish bazaar she visited in Budapest and the attention she received in Budapest. The …

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Charlize Theron’s Hollywood Hills home was broken into on Saturday. While my title says she was robbed and People says the home was burglarized, no one knows if anything was actually taken or if Charlize was home at the time.
Theron’s neighbors did not report seeing any suspicious characters, according to an LAPD spokesperson. Earlier this …

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According to Esquire Magazine, Charlize Theron is the sexiest woman alive this year. An interview in the form of a script accompanies a spread of Charlize on the website. I couldn’t make it through the whole thing because… why? Here’s a snippet.
CHARLIZE laughs, a guttural laugh, and her head falls back, exposing her neck to …

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Charlize Theron has developed body image issues ever since turning 30. The 32-year-old worries that her breasts are beginning to sag and she is becoming more wrinkly.
“I’m 32 and as you get older you get wrinkles and your boobs sag. You get wisdom too, so it’s not all bad. But you can’t really do anything …

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Charlize Theron was photographed on the set of Hancock in mid-coitus with Will Smith — not really, but I’d like to think so — wearing a low-cut shirt. Her expression also bears a remarkable resemblance to that of my dates. Weird. The film is slated for release in 2008 and tells the story of
A hard-living …

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Charlize Theron was with her boyfriend Stuart Townsend in Belize wearing a bikini. They look so cute together with their matching guts. It almost makes me stop to think when the last time Charlize Theron looked hot was. I think she looked pretty good here. Drunk chicks are hot. Did I say hot? I meant …

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