Charlize Theron was with her boyfriend Stuart Townsend in Belize wearing a bikini. They look so cute together with their matching guts. It almost makes me stop to think when the last time Charlize Theron looked hot was. I think she looked pretty good here. Drunk chicks are hot. Did I say hot? I meant …
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Charlize Theron pretends to model
May 16th, 20072 comments
At La Esquina eatery, Charlize Theron put on an impromptu show, catwalking in front of the restaurant. I guess people weren’t impressed.
One bystander asked, “What’s wrong with her?” Another told Page Six, “She was doing that walk for almost five minutes.”
She wasn’t catwalking dummies. She was pacing back and forth out of worry because she …
In other news
February 6th, 20074 comments
Charlize Theron sued by Swiss watchmaker. [ICYDK]
Adrianne Curry blasts America’s Next Top Model. [Celebrity Smack]
Bam Margera is married. [Celebitchy]
Everybody hates Tyra. [Evil Beet]
The tearjerkiest moments of the last 20 years. [Pajiba]
Jason Priestly is expecting. [Glitterati]
Stacy Keibler at a Super Bowl afterparty. [Bastardly]
NASA’s worst nightmare. An astronaut love triangle. [ASL]
Heather Grahm makes out with chicks. [Yeeeah!]
Nicole …
Charlize Theron wears a bikini
August 29th, 2006Respond
Charlize Theron in a bikini looking more like 2 Days in the Valley rather than Monster. Need I say more? Just sit back, relax and enjoy.
Stuart Townsend is embarassing
August 11th, 20062 comments
Stuart Townsend berated Charlize Theron until she cried after she was 40 minutes late to dinner at Hungry Cat in Hollywood. They had plans to go to a Radiohead concert which were ruined. Just ruined.
A source at the restaurant tells us: “Charlize sat teary eyed as Stuart acted like a schoolmaster, lecturing her in front …
Charlize Theron might be tipsy
June 30th, 2006Respond
Charlize Theron showed up at the grand opening of Social Hollywood looking progressively drunker in each picture. In my experience, it’s a bad idea to get a girl drunk and also feed her. Since, when you finally “convince” her that your bed is a car and the only way to go home is by being …
Charlize Theron is a voyeur
June 7th, 2006Respond
Charlize tells FHM that she would want to have x-ray vision so she can see random people on the street naked, but only for an hour. I don’t know why she wants this when she sees me naked about 10 minutes a day, if not in the flesh, then in pictures I mail to her …
