Chelsea Handler Kicked Out of Men’s Room

Chelsea Handler and a “dude with gold shoes” were escorted out of a stall in the men’s room by the bouncer at the Frying Pan Bar last Monday. Handler was there ... Read More »

Emmy Rossum Describes How to Prevent Penetration

At first I was really excited because I thought this was Emmy Rossum describing penetration but I must have been blinded by joy because this is the complete opposite of ... Read More »

Quotable: Jenna Jameson to Chelsea Handler

“Chelsea Handler makes fun of peoples kids… Probably because she’s a dried up old whore” — Jenna Jameson Presumably in response to a Glamour interview where Chelsea said she didn’t like ... Read More »

Chelsea Handler Broke 50 Cent’s Heart

50 Cent was shot 9 times, or 3 if you read the police report, but none of that compares to the pain of Chelsea Handler stomping all over his heart ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Is Taking a Break From Chelsea Handler

Jennifer Aniston is still pissed that Chelsea Handler made that Angelina Jolie joke. So much so that she’s been giving her the cold shoulder. “Jen and Chelsea haven’t officially fallen out ... Read More »

Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent are doing it

Chelsea Handler posted the picture above of her and 50 Cent in bed together with the caption “I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper,” thus ... Read More »

Chelsea Handler can’t stop talking about Angelina

Popeater says Jennifer Aniston told Chelsea Handler to please STFU about Angelina Jolie and that she’s “furious with Chelsea for bringing the whole situation back to life again.” Sources say ... Read More »

Chelsea Handler has been ranting about Angelina for ages

Chelsea Handler doesn’t see what the big deal is about calling Angelina Jolie a b*tch c*nt home wrecker. On her show yesterday, Handler says she’s been making fun of Angelina ... Read More »

Chelsea Handler calls Angelina Jolie a b*tch

Chelsea Handler, who’s best friends with Jennifer Aniston and who spent Thanksgiving with her in a bikini in Mexico (pictures here), went on a rant about Angelina Jolie at her ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler were in Mexico

Jennifer Aniston may be dull as a rock and fugly but at least her body is still kickass for a 41-year-old. Way better than Chelsea Handler’s, who she spent Thanksgiving ... Read More »

Chelsea Handler denies dating 50 Cent

*Waves hand in front of face* This never happened. Chelsea Handler took to Twitter to deny rumors that she’s dating 50 Cent. “Everyone, calm down. I met with mr. Cent ... Read More »

50 cent and Chelsea Handler went on a date

Twitter’s biggest troll 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler were photographed at the Blue Nile jazz bar in New Orleans Sunday night on a supposed date. TMZ says they were ... Read More »

Chelsea Handler was already naked

There’s this big fuss about the release of Chelsea Handler’s sex tape but I don’t know why. She’s not that attractive or funny and her tits aren’t 34DD’s. You could ... Read More »

Chelsea Handler’s sex tape about to be released

Remember that video of Chelsea Handler which she claimed was a demo tape that was supposed to look like it was accidentally recorded over a sex tape? Well, it’s about ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan was in Chelsea Handler’s VMA skit

Lindsay Lohan showed up in a taped Chelsea Hanlder skit at the VMAs. Her first public appearance since she got out of jail/rehab. The gist of the skit was Lindsay ... Read More »

Chelsea Handler could have a sex tape

Radar says they got their hands on a sex tape Chelsea Handler made with a British guy nearly 10 years ago when she first moved to LA. The tape begins with ... Read More »

Allure thinks this will get me to read their magazine

Allure coerced Eliza Dushku, Padma Lakshmi, Lynn Collins, Sharon Leal and Chelsea Handler to get “naked” for their latest issue. Technically they are naked, but you can’t see anything which ... Read More »