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Chris Brown Upset When Used by Girls

Sources say Chris Brown spent more than two hours at Haze at Aria last Saturday “charming a group of young women and buying multiple bottles of Champagne.” Though it seems ... Read More »

Chris Brown Says Every Industry Exec Has Had Rihanna

Everybody was stupefied and a lot of head shaking was going on when Rihanna collaborated with Chris Brown on two tracks, one of which was a remix of Birthday Cake. This was followed ... Read More »

Rihanna May Be Mocking Chris Brown’s Girlfriend

Rihanna tweeted the above photo of Cinammon Rice Cakes dressed up in hooped earrings and sunglasses with the caption, “Ima make you my bitch,” almost a week ago. Seems random and innocent enough ... Read More »

Chris Brown Jacked a Woman’s Cell Phone

Chris Brown is facing a “Robbery by Sudden Snatching” charge after stealing a woman’s cellphone outside Cameo club in South Beach on February 19. The woman, Christal Spann, said she and ... Read More »

CM Punk Has a Twitter War With Chris Brown

Getting into Twitter beefs with Chris Brown is the cool new thing to do. The latest quasi-celebrity to jump on the bandwagon is WWE’s CM Punk. CM — may I ... Read More »

Chris Brown Has an Open Relationship

You’d think Chris Brown’s current girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, would be sort of pissed when she heard Chris sing, “Girl, I wanna f**k you right now/Been a long time, I’ve been missing ... Read More »

Chris Brown and Rihanna Release Their Collaboration

Now that Rihanna and Chris Brown have started talking to each other on Twitter again (Chris wished Rihanna a happy birthday and Rihanna said thanks), they released both of the ... Read More »

Chris Brown Mocks Some Seagulls

I got to give it to Chris Brown. If the worst thing he did to these rats of the sky was mock them with his own cawing seagull impression, that ... Read More »

Chris Brown Didn’t Want People to Know He Was at Rihanna’s Birthday

Chris Brown tried to force guests at Rihanna’s birthday party to sign NDA’s so we wouldn’t know he was there. Guess how that turned out? TMZ says before Chris entered Rihanna’s ... Read More »

Chris Brown Has an Exciting New Pickup Line

Just to be clear, there’s a 90% chance this is a total fabrication because not even Chris Brown is this dumb. Anyway, an “attractive brunette” told Us Weekly that Chris ... Read More »

Chris Brown Is Angry, Grr

Chris Brown punched Rihanna 100 times in the face before the Grammys in 2009 but it’s all good now because he’s paid his two years penance and was invited to return to ... Read More »

Rihanna and Chris Brown Partied Together

Reports say Rihanna and Chris Brown were spotted together again. This time at Greystone Manor in West Hollywood. Hollywood Life says the weekly rumors that Rihanna and Chris are partying ... Read More »

Rihanna and Chris Brown Have Been Hooking Up

Remember when Chris Brown punched Rihanna in the face a couple hundred times? Rihanna doesn’t. A new report by Us Weekly says the two, who were forcibly separated by the ... Read More »

Chris Brown Couldn’t Wear This Costume

Chris Brown tweeted a picture of himself in a green, spandex alien costume yesterday with the caption, “I don’t think I can wear this costume tonight! Gonna change!” Uh, is ... Read More »

Chris Brown and Bow Wow Dropped $5,000 on Strippers

If you’ve ever been mystified as to why famous people end up broke and humiliating themselves for paltry sums, then look no further than Chris Brown and Bow Wow at ... Read More »

Chris Brown Is Suave

Floor humping and knee sucking is the new Moonwalking as Chris Brown demonstrates during his performance in Detroit. That fan must feel lucky. Even more so when she didn’t end ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Wants to Hook Up With Chris Brown

Lindsay Lohan was so mesmerized by Chris Brown flying through the air at the MTV Video Music Awards, an awards show she didn’t attend because she wasn’t invited, that she ... Read More »

Chris Brown Is an Ass

Chris Brown just moved into a condo in West Hollywood a few months ago and neighbors already hate him. Sources say Chris has been parking his expensive rides in handicap ... Read More »

Chris Brown Made Nice With the Gays

On Wednesday, Chris Brown issued an apology over a gay “slur” he used while accusing the paparazzi for tipping off parking enforcement about his illegally parked car. Brown said, “Y’all n**gas ... Read More »

Chris Brown Got a New Tattoo

Chris Brown posted a picture of his new tattoo on Twitter the other day. It’s of a smiley face with a skull underneath. I don’t know what it means but ... Read More »