Reports say Rihanna and Chris Brown were spotted together again. This time at Greystone Manor in West Hollywood. Hollywood Life says the weekly rumors that Rihanna and Chris are partying together is an elaborate plan by the two of them. “They knew it was going to cause a scene and they actually are enjoying the fallout from it,” says a source.

Was the “source” Chris Brown? And is the next “report” going to be that Rihanna put on makeup to “fake” a black eye? Because this could be an ingenious method of covering up an abusive relationship.

Remember when Chris Brown punched Rihanna in the face a couple hundred times? Rihanna doesn’t. A new report by Us Weekly says the two, who were forcibly separated by the court, have been hooking up for nearly a year.

The edgy, platinum-selling “We Found Love” singer and Brown “meet up very casually,” a Brown confidante says. “She comes to see him anytime she’s in L.A.”
Explains a music industry source: “They can’t get enough of each other. I don’t see it ending well.”
“Rihanna loves to live dangerously, and talking to and hooking up with Chris is all part of that,” adds a Rihanna insider. Us Weekly

What’s worse is Chris Brown has a girlfriend, Karrueche Tran. A rep for Brown says he’s not cheating and that he and Rihanna are just friends.

But not like Tran cares anyway. Friends say Tran knows Chris is cheating, suspecting Chris’ studio is where all the hookups take place, but  Tran “won’t give him up for a few discretions.” In plain English, Tran would like to ride Chris’ coattails as long as she can. In her warped gold digger mind, somehow this relationship is going to lead to more modeling jobs.

The source adds, “Chris is a really passionate guy…He’s still a hothead and he does what he wants . . . He’ll go off the grid she’ll wonder what’s going on, but at the moment Chris and Karrueche are still a couple.”

And why wouldn’t they be? Karrueche isn’t finished punching her meal ticket just yet or, um, vice versa.

Chris Brown tweeted a picture of himself in a green, spandex alien costume yesterday with the caption, “I don’t think I can wear this costume tonight! Gonna change!” Uh, is this an ad for ExtenZe or something? He might as well have put a flashing arrow pointing to his crotch that said, “Yoo-hoo, ladies!” Photo sort of NSFW.

If you’ve ever been mystified as to why famous people end up broke and humiliating themselves for paltry sums, then look no further than Chris Brown and Bow Wow at King of Diamonds strip club in Miami last Wednesday.

The two bought “untold bottles of booze for their entourage” and lined the floor with singles at the largest strip club on the planet.

At least three dancers walked away with $5,000 in tips. Each. Finally, these hard working women are one step closer to paying off their college tuition.

But what would a strip club be without cake? Not a strip club I’d go to. A local celebrity baker brought in a 2-story cake lined with Swarovski crystals for Chris and friends.

Well, it’s about time. Like I’ve been saying all along, not enough cakes these days have expensive, throat-tearing crystals in them.

Floor humping and knee sucking is the new Moonwalking as Chris Brown demonstrates during his performance in Detroit. That fan must feel lucky. Even more so when she didn’t end up at the hospital with a bruised face, swollen lip and stitches.

Lindsay Lohan was so mesmerized by Chris Brown flying through the air at the MTV Video Music Awards, an awards show she didn’t attend because she wasn’t invited, that she went on Twitter to kiss his ass and ask him out on a date.

- @ChrisBrown killed it. #MTVVMAs
- @chrisbrown wanna meet?

The conspiracy theorist inside me thinks this is just a diabolical plan to date Chris Brown and then goad him into punching her a zillion times in the face so she can get publicity. Suffice to say, this sounds like the best idea Lindsay has ever had.

Chris Brown just moved into a condo in West Hollywood a few months ago and neighbors already hate him. Sources say Chris has been parking his expensive rides in handicap spaces, blasting music, partying at all hours and racing dogs down the hallways.

According to the building manager, people are fed up and plan to tow his car next time he parks in spaces reserved for disabled drivers. Chris’ lawyer says Chris is getting screwed pointing out the deed shows the two spaces clearly belong to Chris but the developer never disclosed the spots were reserved for the handicapped. However, the building manager says Chris also parks in other handicap spots as well.

It feels like that’s pretty common in LA. Maybe celebrities think that blue sign with a guy in a wheelchair means celebrity accessible. If you think about it, it is really confusing.

Plus, what’s a handicap guy going to do? Get into an argument with him? Everyone knows what happened last time he argued with someone physically weaker than him.

On Wednesday, Chris Brown issued an apology over a gay “slur” he used while accusing the paparazzi for tipping off parking enforcement about his illegally parked car. Brown said,

“Y’all n**gas is weak. Did you all call them to try and film me? Y’ALL N**GAS IS GAY!” [TMZ]

The Human Rights Campaign responded with,

“Invoking words meant to demean gay Americans is just plain unacceptable. Chris Brown should know better.”

The rep adds, “He irresponsibly neglected to recognize the impact of his words and the unacceptable message that it sends to couple the word gay with negative actions.”

Brown tweeted Wednesday night, “I have total respect for Gay community and my intention was not to insult anyone in it. #REALSHIT”

But back to the HRC’s response. Why do they only represent gay AMERICANS. Does this mean Chris Brown is free to demean gay non-Americans? That’s racist!

Chris Brown posted a picture of his new tattoo on Twitter the other day. It’s of a smiley face with a skull underneath. I don’t know what it means but from far away it looks like a fat kid with braces. In other words, it’s a total pu**y magnet.

Chris Brown’s publicist, Tammy Brook, was probably tired of Chris going bat sh*t crazy and the GMA incident must have been the last straw because Tammy has quit.

She told TMZ, “I am an entertainment/music publicist and was hired as a publicist as they often are to work specifically on his music publicity for the term up to the release of Chris Brown’s F.AM.E. album, which was released on Tuesday March 22nd and is entering the Billboard and iTunes charts at number 1 this week. I love and support Chris and it has been an honor to be part of his album and I look forward to the possibility of working with him again in the future.”

Tammy then took off her face guard, threw it in the trash and said, “Whew. I won’t be needing this anymore!”

Chris Brown has apologized for throwing a toddler sized temper tantrum backstage at Good Morning America. Appearing on BET’s 106 & Park, Chris explained that the Rihanna questions which set him off weren’t approved and he was ambushed by host Robin Roberts thus contradicting Robin’s claim that the questions were approved by Chris himself. After the interview, Chris merely went backstage to “let off steam.” I guess that means throwing a chair through a window, taking his shirt off and angrily walking outside.

“First of all I want to apologize to anybody who was startled in the office, anybody who was offended or really looked disappointed at my actions because I was really disappointed in my actions” Brown told show hosts Rocsi and Terrance. “A lot of people don’t know what went down. When I do shows or I do interviews we always send out a talking points sheet and if the network or whomever doing the interviewing isn’t complying with what we want to do so we can equally accomplish a goal we usually back out until its a better situation.”

“When we actually did this event everything was cool. We was suppose to perform, the talking points were positivity, creative, and everything that was sent to me, everything was about the album. So as the interview proceeded it was thrown off, i was kind of thrown off by it. I felt like they told us this so that they can just get us on the show just to exploit me. That’s what I thought. And so I took it very, very hard. I kind of kept my composure throughout the whole interview although you can see me upset. I kept my composure and did my performance and when I got back I let off steam in the back. I didn’t physically hurt anyone I didn’t try to hurt anyone. I just wanted to release the anger I had inside me cause I felt like I worked so hard for this music. And i love my fans and I love to be able to make positive music that I felt like people kept, just trying to take it away from me, take away from me. So yes, I got very emotional and I apologize for acting like that.”

So Chris is sorry. Sort of. It’s not his fault. GMA drove him to this. In a way, they broke their own window. Like Rihanna. She practically punched herself in her own face after frustrating him. I swear it feels like Chris is trying to say it’s no big deal because at least he didn’t “let off steam” on Robin Roberts’ face. And I suppose that’s true. A round of applause is in order.

ABC will not press charges against Chris Brown after his window smashing temper tantrum yesterday at Good Morning America which is extremely good news for him because that could have violated his probation.

To celebrate, he hit the basketball courts. He doesn’t seem too great at the game but on a positive note, “basketball courts” isn’t a euphemism for “girl’s face”.

Shortly after news broke that Chris Brown flipped out following an interview on Good Morning America where he was frustrated with questions about the Rihanna incident, Robin Roberts, the interviewer, came out and insists she and GMA staff members talked to Chris before the interview and were granted permission by Chris himself to ask “a few questions” about the Rihanna beating.

Robin says she did not set him up and claims “I’m pulling for the guy.” Because who wouldn’t? Chris seems to have learned from his mistakes, gotten his anger under control and become very levelheaded.