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Chris Brown Is Doing Alright

Being sentenced to 5 years probation and six months of community service might have made other people keep a low profile for just a little while, but not Chris Brown. ... Read More »

Chris Brown Has Been Sentenced

Chris Brown showed up to court today to be sentenced for beating up Rihanna. The terms were: Brown is on felony probation for 5 years. He must report to probation within ... Read More »

Chris Brown to Face Sentencing

Chris Brown will be sentenced today for being a douchebag and repeatedly punching, biting, and choking Rihanna while in his fancy ride. Rihanna may as well have been punched ... Read More »

Chris Brown Apologizes

Chris Brown posted a video apology for punching Rihanna multiple times last February. Five months ago. Why didn’t he issue this apology the the day or week after the incident? ... Read More »

I Didn’t Need to See This

That rumor about Soulja Boy being gay turned out to be a prank. Still, if the dude wants me to take him seriously, he needs to stop doing gay MySpace ... Read More »

Chris Brown Plea Bargained

Chris Brown made his long awaited debut in court today for his assault case. Rihanna, his girlfriend who he repeatedly punched in the face, also showed up at the courthouse ... Read More »

Rihanna Is Out for Blood

Rihanna thinks Chris Brown leaked those nude photos of her all over the internet so now she’s devised an elaborate revenge scheme which involves leaking unflattering nude pictures of Chris ... Read More »

Rihanna Will Testify

In a startling move, the DA has notified Rihanna’s lawyer that the singer will be subpoenaed at the next court hearing, meaning, she will be required to testify against Chris ... Read More »

Chris Brown Sued for Assault and Battery

Robert Rosen is suing both Chris Brown and LA Fitness for assault, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligence, premises liability and false imprisonment. Rosen alleges that on March 13 ... Read More »

Chris Brown and Lil’ Bow Wow Are Convincing

Chris Brown took to the internets to promote his album yesterday and to tell everyone that he’s “not a monster.” (Because a monster, say Bigfoot, would have totally killed Rihanna ... Read More »

There Are More Photos

Miss Info, who’s either a sassy gossip slinging mistress or a fat dude in his basement pretending to be a sassy gossip slinging mistress, claims that the recent leaked photos ... Read More »

Chris Brown Might Walk

That leaked photograph of Rihanna may be used to get Chris Brown off. Ha! Like it hasn’t already. Brown’s attorney, Mark Geragos, will argue that the case should be dismissed ... Read More »

Rihanna and Chris Brown Might Reunite

Rumors of Chris Brown and Rihanna still being together are swirling around. They say that even when Rihanna was house shopping she was sending detailed photos back to Chris for ... Read More »

Chris Brown Found a New Punching Bag

Since Rihanna is no longer taking Chris Brown’s calls, Brown has moved on to greener, harder to bruise pastures. Reports say he’s rekindled his romance with his ex-girlfriend, University of ... Read More »

Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty

Chris Brown pled not guilty to assault and making criminal threats. Rihanna was not present at the hearing in LA today, but Chris’ friends and bodyguards were there praying he ... Read More »

Where All the White Women At?

Chris Brown posed with University of Mary Washington basketball team the other day. Coincidentally, his visit coincided with the school’s White Ribbon Campaign. A week devoted to raising awareness about ... Read More »

Rihanna Is Cooperating

A week or two ago, reports began coming in that Rihanna was not cooperating with prosecutors in Chris Brown’s case. Yesterday, the same report sprung up again almost word for ... Read More »

Chris Brown Is Having a Hard Time

Chris Brown’s friend, Tyrese Gibson, says everyone should just back off of Chris Brown. He’s going through a hard time. Beating the shit out of your girlfriend does that to ... Read More »

Rihanna Might Have a Sex Tape

Or so claims Star Magazine. They say that not only does Rihanna have to fear Chris Brown, she also has to fear that the sex tape they made together might ... Read More »

Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Taking a Break

Remember when Chris Brown punched, choked and kicked Rihanna? Apparently that was enough bring about a temporary break between the two. Oh, I know. So extreme, right? E! says it’s ... Read More »
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