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Christina Aguilera is doing stuff

October 2nd, 20082 comments

Check it out. Ten photos of Christina Aguilera turning her head to the left. Amazing! Remember guys. You saw it here first. And if you didn’t, just say you did.

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Christina Aguilera is growing

September 3rd, 20088 comments

Ever since Christina had her baby, her breasts seem to be getting bigger and bigger. I’m not complaining, it’s just that I’m worried that one day she’ll start tipping over. What if no one is around to help her up? She’ll just be a sack of boobs face down on the ground, screaming at the …

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Christina Aguilera is naked

August 7th, 2008Respond

An old Christina Aguilera David LaChapelle photoshoot from an issue of Interview magazine in 2004 has been floating around today. The blown up picture of Christina is possibly photoshopped, but you’ve masturbated to CGI before so this shouldn’t stop you. Two more from her X-Tina days just because.

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Christina who?

June 26th, 2008Respond

Christina Aguilera was a guest on Larry King last night and the interview turned awkward really quick. Larry said that Christina is known for being a soft singers, but Christina corrects him saying she belts it out. Larry tries to save himself exclaiming he must have gotten mixed up. It’s a great excuse to use …

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Christina Aguilera likes to have fun

June 2nd, 20085 comments

If I’m reading this correctly, and I’m pretty sure I am, these pictures of Christina Aguilera partying at LAX seem to indicate that when sexy, big breasted girls dance, they enjoy touching or even putting their fingers in their vagina. Armed with this knowledge, I’m confident I’ll be a big hit at the next club …

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The hair clogs the pool

March 27th, 2008Respond

Christina Aguilera and simian husband Jordan Bratman’s foray into parenthood hasn’t stopped them from enjoying sexy skinny dips in their pool. The two can be often heard splashing around in the moonlight and disturbing the old people living near them.
“They don’t just splash around — they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises,” says a …

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Christina Aguilera is going to be pissed

March 4th, 2008Respond

You wouldn’t know it, but there is a bitter rivalry between Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie exacerbated by the fact their kids were born on the same day. Earlier it was reported, Christina didn’t want to even appear in the same issue as Nicole. I bet Christina is overjoyed today because early estimates show Nicole’s …

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Christina Aguilera has bigger something

February 21st, 2008Respond

Christina Aguilera made an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres show yesterday and I have absolutely have no idea what they were talking about because I was too busy staring at her massive rack. I must have re-watched the clip five times and the only non-boob related thing I noticed was a photo of Christina with …

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