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Christina Aguilera shops for pumpkins

Christina Aguilera took her kid to a pumpkin patch over the weekend without caking her face in gallons of makeup. Of course, the header picture has nothing to do with ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera is dressy

Christina Aguilera had a Clockwork Orange themed birthday party last night. Christina and the missing link wore the requisite all white outfit with suspenders. Missing were the bloody eyeball cuff ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera looks different

Christina Aguilera used to have tits so big that when she held her baby, he could never feel the warmth of his mother. Instead, he was comforted by two lifeless, ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera is doing stuff

Check it out. Ten photos of Christina Aguilera turning her head to the left. Amazing! Remember guys. You saw it here first. And if you didn’t, just say you did.Read More »

Christina Aguilera is growing

Ever since Christina had her baby, her breasts seem to be getting bigger and bigger. I’m not complaining, it’s just that I’m worried that one day she’ll start tipping over. ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera is naked

An old Christina Aguilera David LaChapelle photoshoot from an issue of Interview magazine in 2004 has been floating around today. The blown up picture of Christina is possibly photoshopped, but ... Read More »

Christina who?

Christina Aguilera was a guest on Larry King last night and the interview turned awkward really quick. Larry said that Christina is known for being a soft singers, but Christina ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera likes to have fun

If I’m reading this correctly, and I’m pretty sure I am, these pictures of Christina Aguilera partying at LAX seem to indicate that when sexy, big breasted girls dance, they ... Read More »

The hair clogs the pool

Christina Aguilera and simian husband Jordan Bratman’s foray into parenthood hasn’t stopped them from enjoying sexy skinny dips in their pool. The two can be often heard splashing around in ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera is going to be pissed

You wouldn’t know it, but there is a bitter rivalry between Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie exacerbated by the fact their kids were born on the same day. Earlier it ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera has bigger something

Christina Aguilera made an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres show yesterday and I have absolutely have no idea what they were talking about because I was too busy staring at ... Read More »

This worries me too

Christina Aguilera explains to People why she chose to have a c section instead of giving birth the normal, more painful way. After reading this, I think that both you ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera got paid

Christina Aguilera finally found a magazine to whore her baby out to. A few weeks ago, a deal to put her son, Max, on the cover of OK! Magazine fell ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera’s baby is worthless

A deal that would have put Christina Aguilera’s baby boy, Max, on the cover of OK! Magazine has fallen through. It is believed Christina thinks very highly of herself and ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera pregnant, naked

Christina Aguilera posed pregnant and naked on the cover of the latest Marie Claire. If you’re like me, your tastebuds were extremely disappointed when you found out this magazine wasn’t ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera pregnant upskirt

Yesterday, Christina Aguilera exited her car and spread her legs letting photogs shoot her cooch which may or may not have been covered with underwear. Christina Aguilera. Pregnant, Christina Aguilera. ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera is pregnant, ugly

A pregnant Christina Aguilera showed up at the launch of Rock the Vote 2008 looking like this. Words escape me. They had the right idea of running away first, asking ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera can feed the hungry

I present to you my solution to world hunger. Christina Aguilera. Specifically. Christina Aguilera’s lactating breasts. She could feed Ethiopia with those sweater puppies. WHO would write about her in ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera is pregnant, creepy

If you’re not the slightest bit disturbed by these photos, then you’re weirder than I. Before, Christina Aguilera could paint her face like a whored up clown and get away ... Read More »

Paris Hilton announces Christina Aguilera’s pregnancy

The attention whore attended a Christina Aguilera hosted party at LAX after the VMAs and informed everyone the singer is pregnant. Aguilera, who has neither confirmed nor denied her pregnancy ... Read More »