A pregnant Christina Aguilera showed up at the launch of Rock the Vote 2008 looking like this. Words escape me. They had the right idea of running away first, asking ...
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I present to you my solution to world hunger. Christina Aguilera. Specifically. Christina Aguilera’s lactating breasts. She could feed Ethiopia with those sweater puppies. WHO would write about her in ...
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If you’re not the slightest bit disturbed by these photos, then you’re weirder than I. Before, Christina Aguilera could paint her face like a whored up clown and get away ...
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The attention whore attended a Christina Aguilera hosted party at LAX after the VMAs and informed everyone the singer is pregnant. Aguilera, who has neither confirmed nor denied her pregnancy ...
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Christina Aguilera is assumed to be over a month pregnant now. However, unlike normal pregnant chicks who grow a monster belly and breasts, Christina Aguilera only grows monster breasts. Huh?
I ...
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TMZ confirmed through various sources that Nicole Richie is indeed pregnant. This shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone who’s seen those pictures of Nicole and her baby bump. They pretty ...
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I can no longer remember what Christina Aguilera’s face looks like. Between her breasts and her ass, she could have a squid for a head and it could be eating ...
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A “well-placed” source tells Page Six that Christina Aguilera is three months pregnant with husband Jordan Bratman’s child. I admit it. The source is me. I placed a microphone in ...
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