Magnificent big-tittied redhead Christina Hendricks was apparently also a victim of a leak. Though once again reps say the lone topless picture (NSFW) is not Christina but rather also an impostor. Much like the photo of a topless Olivia Munn.

Christina’s rep needs a way better excuse than, “Oh… yea… yea, um, whatever Olivia Munn said.”

Christina Hendricks told the Mirror that she had the worst high school experience ever and was constantly bullied for being a goth. She says she grew up feeling “ugly, awkward and horrible.” Yea, it’s going to be another one of those stories.

“My school days were pretty unhappy. I had the worst high school experience ever. I went to a very mean school and was bullied like crazy.

“I was a bit of a goth with purple hair and I was also part of the drama group, so my friends and I were all weird theatre people and everyone just hated us.

“There was a long corridor with lockers on either side and kids would sit on top of them and spit on you. It was like something out of Lord of the Flies.” The Mirror

Well, I’d hate to see how that hallway looked at the end of school every day. From that description, I imagine there were dried up loogies lining the floor. You have to wonder, who had it harder, her or the guy who had to clean that up every single evening.

A natural blonde, she began dying her hair red aged 10 – to be like the heroine of children’s book Anne of Green Gables. Then in her early teens, the family moved to Fairfax, Virginia.

Christina says: “The girls there had purses and I still had my backpack from Idaho.

“Moving as a teenager is never easy. So I tried to set myself apart and it ended up with multi-coloured hair. It was how I was expressing myself.

“I was a goth kid. I dyed my hair about 42 different colours, shaved it at the back and wore black make-up. Kids can be pretty judgmental about people who are different.

So instead of buying a purse, she bought 42 different colors of hair dye, shaved the back of her head and put on black make-up. Makes sense.

“But instead of breaking down and conforming, I stood firm. That is also probably why I was unhappy.

“My mother was mortified and kept telling me how horrible and ugly I looked. Strangers would walk by with a look of shock on their face, so I never felt pretty. I just always felt awkward.

“If I could go back and tell my 14-year-old self anything it would be, ‘Don’t worry. You’re going to be doing exactly what you want to be doing and those people who are a***holes now are still going to be a***holes in 20 years. So let it go!’”

And look at Christina Hendricks now. Voted Sexiest Woman in the World because she has a 38DD-32-38 figure. The very important lesson I learned from this story is big tits make everything better.

Along with the Grammys over the weekend were the British Academy of Film and Television Arts Awards, another awards show that patted actors on the back. Which is a great service. Acting is probably the most under appreciated profession in the world.

This is the obligatory Christina Hendricks at an awards show with her amazing tatas post that everyone knew was coming. These are of her at the Emmys. She’s so ghastly white that when the flash hit her, I couldn’t distinguish her from the backdrop. If she showed up at the foot of my bed, I’d scream. And then get an erection.

Here’s Christina Hendricks and her ginormous breasts at the premiere of I Don’t Know How She Does It.

It looks like Ice-T’s wife Coco sat on her and her ass never left Christina’s chest. Christina has never had a boob job but if she did, I assume she just pointed to a picture of Coco’s butt and said “I want that.”

I know Christina Hendricks is supposed to be hot and represent what a real woman looks like but, good lord, every awards show she attends, she looks more and more like a goblin. If she starts speaking in the third person and talking about a ring, I’m going to freak out.

Playboy tweeted this picture a couple days ago with the caption, “Tuesday Trivia: Who is the famous actress in this photo from the July 1999 issue?”

The answer is Christina Hendricks. The chick on the right. The one with the normal size breasts.

So, does this mean she got a boob job? I don’t know. I’m on the fence about this one. Like Agent Mulder, I want to believe.

Standing outside a local pawnshop while filming a scene from Drive in LA, Christina Hendricks was confused for a hooker by a handsome fellow. A crew member eventually led the man away. I think.

I know the feeling, dude. Why, if I had a nickel for every time I confused a girl hanging outside a store for a hooker, I’d have enough money for my bail.

In the November issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Christina Hendricks talks about how beautiful she is and that not only do men hit on her, but women as well. She and her husband laugh about it of course because who would want a woman with an impossible to obtain figure created by the costume designers on Mad Men? Lil ol’ me? Tee-hee.

Christina tells Harper’s, “Women hit on me. My husband thinks it’s so odd that so many women hit on me.” Granted, Christina’s husband would also think it odd if women hit on him.

She also relates, “When the attention started to become about my figure, I was surprised, because it wasn’t something I was focused on. And then it became very positive, and people were saying very nice things.”

A fan approached her and said, “Excuse me, I just want to tell you that I watch your show, and you make me feel better about myself. I am a curvy woman and you’ve made me feel sexy and beautiful.’ I got teary eyed.”

You could take that one of two ways. One, a not really fat chick with low self-esteem could have found inspiration in Christina’s character or, two, the most likely scenario, some fat chick with an ice cream cone in each hand blew spittle on Christina as she thanked the star for helping her embrace her “full-figured” body.

Well, not really Mad Men. It’s just Jon Hamm with the three main (Elisabeth Moss, January Jones, Christina Hendricks) chicks on the extremely photoshopped cover. Some things to take note of:

1. Elisabeth Moss is now a lot thinner
2. Elisabeth Moss’ breasts are now roughly the size of Christina Hendricks’.
3. Elisabeth Moss’ right foot is 5 inches longer than her left.
4. January Jones looks like Kelly Carlson from Nip/Tuck.
5. January Jones’ left hand has been amputated.
6. Christina Hendricks’ face is really the size of an ant’s.
7. Christina Hendricks has a creepy, tiny left hand.

Christina Hendricks was at the 62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards and I heard each of her breasts needed their own ticket. Did those things get bigger? Is that possible? I’m surprised random objects aren’t floating around them because of their gravitational pull. Gadzooks.

As awesome as Christina’s breasts were on Sunday, however, she still looked like a goblin in a few of these photos. I was half-expecting an epic battle between her and Spider-Man to begin.

Christina Hendricks is the new face of London Fog. She’ll star in the label’s fall 2010 ad campaign. Christina says about the brand,

“London Fog is a classic brand, which I love. It also ties into Mad Men, we used London Fog in the show and this was a nice way to tie everything together,” the Emmy-nominated actress says of the outerwear label. “The trench is such an iconic shape for men and women. It works for anyone – it worked in the 1960s and it works now.”

Chief marketing officer, Dari Marder, said it was Christina’s timeless glamour and sophistication that led them to choose her. “Christina has a modern appeal but also harks back to a bygone era,” explained Dari. He then cupped his hands in front of his chest like he was holding two large breasts and bounced them up and down before making a dismissive wanking motion.

Before Christina Hendricks was on Mad Men she was on MTV’s Undressed and Firefly. Neither of which showed off her amazing breasts. They’re probably kicking themselves for dropping the ball on that one. So many missed opportunities to write an inappropriate bikini episode. Sigh. [Buzzfeed]