The Blemish » chyna http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Sun, 12 Feb 2012 03:40:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Chyna partied too hardy http://theblemish.com/2008/12/chyna-partied-too-hardy/ http://theblemish.com/2008/12/chyna-partied-too-hardy/#comments Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:56:32 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=26298

Chyna celebrated her birthday on Saturday by taking prescription medication and drinking heavily. To everyone’s surprise, these two things don’t go well together. At around 5 a.m., friends found her passed out with cuts on her arms and called a wahmbulance to her home in Burbank. She was sent to the hospital but was so hammered ...]]>

Chyna @ Mary Carey's b-day party

celebrated her birthday on Saturday by taking prescription medication and drinking heavily. To everyone’s surprise, these two things don’t go well together.

At around 5 a.m., friends found her passed out with cuts on her arms and called a wahmbulance to her home in Burbank. She was sent to the hospital but was so hammered the shrink couldn’t do a proper psych evaluation.

TMZ talked to who said, “All I really want right now is a hamburger and fries right now.”

Hospital officials agreed to her request on one condition: could she please turn around because her erection was making them really uncomfortable.

[Image via Splash News]

]]> http://theblemish.com/2008/12/chyna-partied-too-hardy/feed/ 2 What the hell is this? http://theblemish.com/2006/09/what-the-hell-is-this/ http://theblemish.com/2006/09/what-the-hell-is-this/#comments Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:17:04 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/2006/09/what-the-hell-is-this/

My penis is a little confused. We have Chyna doing her impersonation of a bulimics convention and then there are two potentially attractive women grinding on a guy and with each other. Like I’ve always been told though, it’s always safer to err on the side of caution, so see you tomorrow morning penis…. Holy ...]]>

My penis is a little confused. We have doing her impersonation of a bulimics convention and then there are two potentially attractive women grinding on a guy and with each other. Like I’ve always been told though, it’s always safer to err on the side of caution, so see you tomorrow morning penis…. Holy Hell, that horrible noise still haunts me. A cat caught in a fan belt sounds more melodious than this.

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