Everyone and their mother is in Florida enjoying the surf so it’s no surprise Ciara was there too. She performed in Miami as part of the Malibu Radio Maliboom Boom Station Invasion tour but more importantly she took a break to frolic in the ocean where her bikini top almost slipped off. Sadly, her reactions were too quick and my erection too slow.

To the amazement of everyone, Ciara was not in Cannes over the weekend hanging out on an amazing yacht. Instead, she was the Cannes of USA, Miami, Florida, with her rumored boyfriend, Knicks player Amar’e Stoudemire. She did some jet skiing and, most importantly, some walking around in a bikini.

Ciara is a singer or something. I don’t know, but she’s naked on Vibe magazine which makes this post infinitely more interesting than if I found pictures of her eating a hot dog. Maybe.