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Claire Danes is red

July 17th, 20084 comments

Claire Danes is in Italy and, like every other celebrity, is in a bikini. Her favorite pasttimes include reading, acting and convincing people she’s not a 15-year-old boy.

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Claire Danes’ imaginary friends hated her

October 18th, 20071 comment

For the past 22 years, Claire Danes has been in therapy. At the age of 6, her parents made her see a shrink after her imaginary friends turned on her.
“I was getting to be a bit of a neurotic mess, so my parents thought therapy might do me good. But ultimately I became more scared …

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Claire Danes is surprised

September 5th, 20072 comments

Here’s Claire Danes gawking at something. Something big and most likely located under my belt. Jeez, stop staring. It’s embarrassing. I really had to pee, ok? Leave me alone.

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Claire Danes has big ears

August 14th, 2007Respond

I never noticed this before, but Claire Danes is oddly proportioned. She has a slender body with a long giraffe-like neck and big ears. If you ever needed to fly to the East Coast, I bet Dumbo here could give you some good rates.

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