During a screening of Kevin Smith’s Clerks II, Joel Siegel, the Good Morning America film critic, walked out at the 40 minute mark. The scene that caused the exit involved the characters discussing in detail hiring a woman for a donkey show. This is from Kevin Smith’s blog which had a great response.

…roughly forty minutes into the flick, when Randal orders up the third act donkey show, Siegel bellowed to his fellow critics “Time to go!’’ and “This is the first movie I’ve walked out of in 30 fucking years!’’

Then Mike & Ike’s went flying everywhere and his mommy had to take him home. Kevin Smith continues with:

Now, I don’t need Joel Siegel to suck my dick the way he apparently sucks M. Night’s, gushing over his flick before he’s even seen it; but shit, man – how about a little common fucking courtesy?

That pretty much sums it up. Anyone that loved anything after Sixth Sense should never be taken seriously. Watching The Village was worse than having thumbtacks shoved into my ass and far less entertaining.

The big news on Friday was that Aaron Spelling died. The man responsible for giving people a glimpse to what it would look like if you were a 30 yr old trying to pass as a high schooler and for inducing premature puberty in boys with Charlie’s Angels, but inhibiting them again with 7th Heaven.

• Wonder Woman may be played by Priyanka Chopra. My vote is still for Charisma Carpenter.
• The Clerks II trailer is out.
• Nicole Kidman has officially dominated Keith Urban.
• Trying to steal some of Kidman’s thunder, Marcia Cross also got married.
• Click is #1 at the box-office, but Waist Deep almost makes just as much as Click per theatre.