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'coachella' Posts

Penn Badgley Looks Like This Now

Penn Badgley and Zoe Kravitz, who are dating if you didn’t know, were seen at Coachella over the weekend and Penn Badgley looks like this now. Like if Crockett from ... Read More »

Emma Roberts Wore This to Coachella

Emma Roberts was at Coachella over the weekend wearing whatever the hell this is. Her top looks like it was halfway fed through a paper shredder and her shorts are ... Read More »

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Made Out at Coachella

Here’s Kristen Stewart embracing her white trash style at the second weekend of Coachella with a trucker hat, daisy dukes and a shirt that read “White Trash.” She hit up ... Read More »

Rihanna Rolled a Blunt on Some Guy’s Head

Rihanna posted the above photo of herself on Instagram of her at Coachella rolling a fat blunt off some dude’s head. She captioned it, “Memories don’t live like people do ... Read More »

Gerard Butler Banged a Brunette in a Porta-Potty at Coachella

When you’re Gerard Butler, banging Hollywood starlets gets pretty boring. Sometimes you need to have sex with a normal person in a Porta-Potty at Coachella to put things, like how ... Read More »

Tupac Alive and Well at Coachella

Last weekend at Coachella, Tupac rose from the dead to perform once again. As a hologram. The tech wasn’t perfect, Tupac glided around too much, but it was pretty realistic. The ... Read More »

Of Course Lindsay Went to Coachella

When Judge Sautner took Lindsay Lohan off formal probation, she suggested Lindsay stay away from clubs. For the most part, she’s listened. Sort of. Lindsay is currently being investigated for ... Read More »

Jared Leto Also at Coachella

Jared Leto, finally emerging from his Unabomber cabin, also made an appearance at Coachella. Sadly, no one asked why he needed to tie a sweater around his wast when he ... Read More »

Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler Make Out at Coachella

If you didn’t hit up Coachella this year or watch the live stream on YouTube, you missed the reunion of At the Drive-In. More importantly, you missed seeing Vanessa Hudgens bedazzle ... Read More »

Shots! Shots! Shots!

Turns out Coachella was pretty fun for Vanessa Hudgens. Not only was she dancing around like a fool but she was also licking white powder off her fingers from a ... Read More »

Kristen Stewart was also at Coachella

Here’s Kristen Stewart at Coachella over the weekend right after she had gay sex in a dirty truck stop restroom. Her big rig is parked somewhere in the rear. Read More »

Katy Perry and her breasts went to Coachella

Good news everybody. Katy Perry took her breasts to Coachella and this was the result. When asked for comment, her breasts said, “Hey, look at me. I’m a pair of ... Read More »

Coachella was cursed

You may be wondering why people were clearing the area around Kirsten Dunst as she walked through Coachella on Sunday. Well, the answer is simple. They were absolutely terrified. It’s ... Read More »

Joss Stone upskirt at Coachella

Singer Joss Stone performed at Coachella on Saturday and wouldn’t you know it. Some pervert decided to look up her dress with their cameras. Have you no decency, sir?! Is ... Read More »

Brittany Snow did Coachella

Coachella is a three day music festival held in the desert so it’s understandable why you won’t find me there because I could barely stand the 94 degree heat at ... Read More »