I’ve had this fascination with Kristen Bell ever since Veronica Mars because that show was great. So great that it got canceled after season 3. Premature cancellation, as you all know, is the litmus test for how good a series is. For example, Arrested Development also ended after season 3.

Two and a Half Men, on the other hand, is in its 7th season and has been nominated for Golden Globes and Emmys and is one of the most unfunny comedy series on tv right now. A puppy caught in a bear trap is funnier than that show.

Looks like Hollywood finally read all those scripts I sent them which were just pages torn out of a notebook with “Put Kristen Bell in a bikini or else…” written in crayon on them. However, they decided to dress it up with a plot. I guess that’s acceptable because they also read the part about putting Jason Bateman and Malin Ackerman in more movies. Look at me! I’m a big shot movie producer!