Courtney Cox was on Howard Stern today and revealed that she hasn’t had sex since her split with David Arquette. She hasn’t gotten laid in a year and added that no one has even asked her out.

“The truth of the matter is that we love each other so much. We have such affection for each other, but we are very different,” she asserted. “I’m a homebody. I like to have people over, but I’m a little socially… not… I don’t love it. David, he doesn’t drink anymore, he’s completely sober, but he likes to go out and dance. He really is a very gregarious guy. He’s very outgoing. I’m much more of an introvert.”

“I’m really not ready. … I’m just not there.” Extra

Courtney added that she’s ready to get back into it and has the blessing and encouragement of David.

This isn’t something you want to advertise. With the way men think, there’s going to be a line of dudes outside her house by tonight. It’ll look like someone passed out fliers for a gangbang competition and listed Courtney’s address.

Courtney Cox is 47 but she still looks better than 99% of actresses out there so when an agency says they caught a “glimpse” of Courtney’s panties, people take notice. Well, I take notice and then I download the photos to post for you. I don’t want to throw the word “hero” around but you can if you’d like. I will now begrudgingly accept your adulation.

Courtney Cox earlier said David Arquette tried to hit on her during a trip to Disney World with their six-year-old daughter Coco but she denied him. She recounted, “He did try to hit on me, he hit pretty hard and I said, ‘You don’t have the fast pass right now – not for that ride! He’s something else… we are separated and David is sober now.”

During a joint interview with David on Howard Stern, she reveals that may have been one of the problems in their marriage. Courtney claimed David constantly wanted sex. Talking about the Disney World incident, “It was early in the morning. This is one of our problems in our relationship. Whenever I would need consoling from David, he could not literally put his arm around me for one second without completely getting a boner … So [Disney World] just wasn’t the right time and I don’t want to confuse the issue. We’re going through a hard time.”

Can you blame the guy? Courtney Cox is hot. Even at 46. I get a boner by just looking at her on my monitor. If I ever got to have sex with her, I’d come so hard that she’d rocket up in the air about 100 feet as if she sat on Old Faithful.

Here’s Courtney Cox, her daughter and Josh Hopkins still in St. Barths being “platonic” friends. That seems a little suspect though. No one spends every day at the beach with some guy they’re just friends with. Maybe in France “platonic” means something else. Like, “open to anal”.

Courtney Cox headed to St. Barts and put on a bikini proving that just because you’re 46, it doesn’t mean you have to let your body go to hell. The guy in the picture is her Cougar Town co-star Josh Hopkins. Sources say the relationship is platonic but everyone else knows better. Who wouldn’t want to have sex with Courtney. If I was a chick, I’d wear a strap on just so I could nail her. I wouldn’t even care if she demeaned me by making me wear a bag over my head.

Courtney Cox was filming Cougar Town in Hawaii in a green bikini. For a pool scene or whatever. The point is she looks amazing for a 46-year-old. Her body is tight and firm like my ass. By contrast, Pamela Anderson is 43 and she looks like she fell in a garbage can of fail. Now I see why David Arquette got so frustrated when they stopped having sex.

She’s so hot that if anyone started talking to me while I was staring at her, I’d punch them in the face for interrupting me.