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Courtney Love goes piss crazy

Courtney Love was doing her business in an unlocked bathroom when Sebastian Karnaby, a pharmacist, accidentally walked in on her after some comedian told him that was the exit. As ... Read More »

Courtney Love is nuts

In her never ending quest for attention, Courtney Love posted a couple of pics on Twitter of her in bed with a stuffed tortoise on her head. She must have ... Read More »

Courtney Love might die

Courtney Love’s doctors have told her that if she doesn’t eat a hamburger, she might die. Photos last week showed the malnourished Courtney looking like she just escaped from a ... Read More »

Online fight! Online fight!

Courtney Love has thrown the first punch in a feud with Pamela Anderson that’s been brewing for the past five minutes in Courtney’s crack-addled brain. She wrote: “Pam Anderson doesn’t even ... Read More »

Beggars can’t be choosers

The London Mirror reported that Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love were dating. The two seemed an obvious match at the time because they’re both bat-shit crazy and both look like ... Read More »

Stuff you probably don’t care about

I’ll be taking a break from regular posting, but here are some quick hits. There will be no third Narnia: Disney has decided to sever ties with Walden media effectively ending ... Read More »

Look at Courtney, she’s doing something whacky

Courtney Love’s cries for attention were muffled only by my unrelenting screams for Rip Curl man to “push the shopping cart into oncoming traffic.” Sadly, he did not. He could ... Read More »

Kurt Cobain’s ashes stolen

Courtney Love is said to be suicidal after discovering the ashes of her late husband, who she piggybacked to fame, were stolen. The haggard spectacle kept the ashes in a ... Read More »
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