Courtney Love’s cries for attention were muffled only by my unrelenting screams for Rip Curl man to “push the shopping cart into oncoming traffic.” Sadly, he did not. He could have at least rolled her down a steep hill into a brick wall. You know, compromise a little.
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Courtney Love is said to be suicidal after discovering the ashes of her late husband, who she piggybacked to fame, were stolen. The haggard spectacle kept the ashes in a “pink teddy-bear-shaped bag along with a lock of his hair.”
But a couple of weeks ago, she was horrified to discover them gone, along with thousands …
A haggard Lindsay Lohan was walking down Robertson Blvd on May 9, grabbing lunch at Cuvee Cafe when eager fans tried to get her attention by shouting, “Courtney! Courtney!” Yes, they thought Lindsay was Courtney Love. Haha, bitch. A source told Star,
Wearing black Ray-Ban sunglasses and bright-pink lipstick similar to what Courtney sometimes wears, she …
Courtney Love showed up at a London club with her sexy lips. Wait, did I say sexy? I meant, horribly disfigured, scabbed over lips. Ahhhh!
Photo: Daily Mail
According to a blog entry on Courtney Love’s MySpace page, she has a wonky mouth, but not because of bad plastic surgery. No, no. Courtney’s never undergone plastic surgery. It’s because the doctor didn’t take out enough last time and now she wants her original mouth back. What?
my mouth still looks wonky, i think i …
Courtney Love is back with more inane rambling on her website. This time she expounds on her workouts, diet and addiction to perfection.
im integrated now and like all of uis m a special child of the universe- chanted witha very cool buddhist today who i met last night- very very famous dps wife she was …
Courtney Love has gone on a commenting rampage to deny any gastric bypass rumors or lipo rumors which may have helped her lose weight. Her response is short, sweet and most importantly coherent.
i couldnt get that suregry iof i begged for it
FDA says you have to have a BMI of above 40 and that equals …
Courtney Love continues to deny she underwent plastic surgery and instead says diet and exercise is what helped slim her down. A friend of Courtney’s counters this claim and attempts to shed some light on the singer’s rippling stomach.
“She’s telling people she got the gastric band surgery. She even said she had to sleep with …
