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Courtney Love Is Lindsay Lohan’s Sober Coach

According to Independent Woman, Courtney Love is Lindsay Lohan’s sobriety coach. Because she’s the picture of mental health, you see. “I’ve taken up Lohan because nobody else will. She’s further down ... Read More »

Kurt Cobain Had a Big Penis

Thanks to Courtney Love, we now know Kurt Cobain had a big penis. In a new interview in GQ via NME, Courtney was asked if Brad Pitt could pull off ... Read More »

Jared Leto Is Kurt Cobain

On the anniversary of Kurt Cobain’s death (April 5), Jared Leto released a video of him dressing up and playing the Nirvana front man. The short was made when Jared ... Read More »

Courtney Love Looked Normal?

Courtney Love was, I’m assuming, ironically invited to the Elle Style Awards last night but she managed to show up not looking like a terrifying drunk monster in a drug ... Read More »

Courtney Love in London

Fame says Courtney Love was a hot mess in London yesterday but I venture we can take out the hot and just leave it at mess. Courtney sashayed around in ... Read More »

Courtney Love Looks Best After Sex

Courtney Love tells Elle magazine that she looks the most amazing after great sex. Elle magazine proceeds to dry heave. Love said, “I look my best after good sex – like ... Read More »

Courtney Love Quits Twitter

If you haven’t had the honor of following Courtney Love on Twitter, you haven’t experienced the joy of your Twitter feed filling up with hundreds of Twitpics in a matter ... Read More »

Courtney Love Is Offensive

Courtney Love posted the photo above on Twitter last Friday. The only reason I’m sharing it with you is to make you suffer like I’ve suffered. I don’t even know ... Read More »

Courtney Love Looked Presentable?

It must have been nerve-wracking when organizers were told Courtney Love was invited to the premiere of Wall Street 2. They probably strapped on their bomb squad suits to prepare ... Read More »

Courtney Love Gave Her Daughter the Best Birthday Present of All

A cracked out rant that probably no one could understand. Read all 35 tweets here. Highlights include: “youve done a dammed good job frances of destroying anything i could build ... Read More »

Robert Pattinson vs Courtney Love

You never want to get into a verbal sparring match with Courtney Love. Mostly because no one can understand her unintelligible ranting save for a few words. Robert Pattinson won’t ... Read More »

Courtney Love Behind the Music

If you have time to waste, want to know why she’s such a mess (hint: it’s drugs) and are really, really bored, the full episode of Courtney Love’s Behind the ... Read More »

Courtney Love Had Sex With Kate Moss

That headline should really be the other way around. Kate Moss had sex with Courtney Love. Right now it makes it seem like Courtney was the one people wanted to ... Read More »

Courtney Love Must Be Great at Sex

Courtney Love says she’s good in bed because she’s so homely. Courtney tells music journalist Toure that she’s dynamite in the sack “because I was never pretty. Pretty girls just ... Read More »

Courtney Love Had an Affair With Gavin Rossdale

Courtney Love was on The Howard Stern Show where she said she was sleeping with Gavin Rossdale while he was with Gwen Stefani. “Everyone gave me so much s— because Gavin ... Read More »

“Courtney Love Is Dead”

Courtney Love is crazy. Her long, incomprehensible ranting and erratic behavior has baffled people for years. So it comes as no surprise she’s suddenly changing her name back to Courtney ... Read More »

Courtney Love Wants Robert Pattinson to Play Kurt Cobain

If Kurt Cobain wasn’t already rolling in his grave, he will now. Courtney Love says she wants Robert Pattinson to play Kurt Cobain and Scarlett Johansson to play her in ... Read More »

Kill It, Kill It With Fire!

Twitter can be great. It can offer treasures like Ashley Greene in her SoBe body paint or Ashley Greene kissing her hot friend on NYE (I don’t think these were ... Read More »

Courtney Love Is Worried for Her Daughter

Last week, Courtney Love lost custody of her 17-year-old daughter Frances Bean Cobain. Frances is now under the guardianship of Kurt Cobain’s mother and sister. Courtney has also been slapped ... Read More »

A Little Too Late

Courtney Love lost legal custody of her 17-year-old daughter Frances Bean Cobain last Friday. Wendy O’Connor, Kurt Cobain’s mom, and Kimberly Dawn Cobain, Kurt’s sister, have been appointed legal guardians. ... Read More »
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