Courtney Love popped her social media crazy pills the other day and accused Dave Grohl of seducing her estranged daughter Frances Bean Cobain. Two WTFs later, Frances denied the rumors and suggested Twitter ban her mom. Courtney, having heard “ban” and “Twitter” started hyperventilating and immediately went back on Twitter to apologize.

“Bean, sorry I believed the gossip,” Love tweeted early Saturday. “Mommy loves you.”

Ah, Twitter. Stalking estranged family members in 140 characters or less since 2007.

A couple days ago Courtney Love went on another one of her unintelligible Twitter rants claiming Dave Grohl seduced her daughter Frances Bean Cobain because he has been and always will be “sexually obsessed” with Kurt Cobain. Dave Grohl responded with an emphatic WTF? face and now Frances says her mom should be banned from Twitter.

“While I’m generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn,” says Frances. “I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way. I’m in a monogamous relationship and very happy.”

Frances adds: “Twitter should ban my mother.” PEOPLE

Whoa, whoa. Let’s not make any rash decisions. If Courtney doesn’t have Twitter, where else are we going to get to see her ramble on and on about things she made up in her head? She’s the social media equivalent of that crazy bag lady standing on the street corner shouting nonsense and throwing cats into the sky.

So Courtney Love is still crazy then? Courtney went on Twitter the other day to blast Dave Grohl for trying to seduce her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain. It’s important to note Frances is her estranged daughter. Meaning, even she thinks Courtney’s nuts.

“I hear from frannies roommate that @davegrohl hit on frances, and that she was curious,” Love tweeted. “I’m not mad at her, him I am about to shoot, dead.”

In a series of tweets, Love, 47, then went on to rant about Grohl’s supposed obsession with anything relating to her late husband, Kurt Cobain.

“It could be a riumnour the actual sex, and its not beans fault she’s not slutty in any way, at all, HES OBSESSED,” she wrote, looping in Twitter handles @GregSmeltzer and @davegrohl.

Love also threatened Grohl repeatedly in her tweets, and credited a driver with information that the Foo Fighter frontman had “his hands all over” 19-year-old Frances at one point.

“He had that romney rape thing about him,” she wrote, calling Grohl a “gross old man makcing on Kurt Cobain’s only child.” NYDN

If you’ve been wondering if Courtney Love does anything other than pop pills all day and rant incoherently on whatever social network hasn’t banned her yet, the answer is no.

Someone must have died at the New York launch of the Signorina: Ferragamo perfume because that’s the only reason I can think of as to why Courtney Love’s ghost haunted the event.

According to Independent Woman, Courtney Love is Lindsay Lohan’s sobriety coach. Because she’s the picture of mental health, you see.

“I’ve taken up Lohan because nobody else will. She’s further down the line than I was, because there was no [gossip website] TMZ then,” she told Details magazine. Independent.ie

Let that sink in. Courtney Love has taken Lindsay Lohan under her faded wings. Imagine what wisdom Courtney could bestow upon Lindsay. “If you’re incoherent enough, no one will pay attention to you because they have no idea what you’re talking about. A blar blar blar. [throws cats at Lindsay]”

I don’t see how anything could go wrong. Look how sophisticated Courtney Love is now. She wears two pairs of glasses on her head. That means she’s twice as book smart.

Thanks to Courtney Love, we now know Kurt Cobain had a big penis. In a new interview in GQ via NME, Courtney was asked if Brad Pitt could pull off playing Kurt in a biopic. What she said may shock you. Or not.

“Kurt had more presence and more beauty than Brad Pitt. He was a leader, he was strong, in fact he was well fucking hung, if you really want to know.”

No. No one really wanted to know, but thanks. Courtney also revealed the Nirvana frontman was asked by Quentin Tarantino to play Eric Stoltz’s part in Pulp Fiction.

And that, my friends, marks the first and last time Courtney was ever coherent.

On the anniversary of Kurt Cobain’s death (April 5), Jared Leto released a video of him dressing up and playing the Nirvana front man. The short was made when Jared heard they were making a Kurt Cobain biopic. Jared wanted to “explore creative possibilities.”

I heard today was the day Kurt passed away 17 years ago. Can’t believe it’s been that long. So grateful for his contribution and inspiration. Not sure I’d be doing this if it weren’t for him. He gave us all permission to create no matter what our skill set and reminded me that dreams are possible. Thanks for that. This made me recall a short piece of film I shot when I heard they were making a film celebrating his life. I made it to explore the character and explore creative possibilities. I never sent it to the studio or to anyone but thought I’d share it now…

Meanwhile, Courtney Love celebrated Kurt Cobain’s anniversary by not shorting his ashes and getting into a fight with Kelly Osbourne. Osbourne jokingly called Love a crackhead to which Courtney responded: “This girl I know, Kelly Osbourne, I’ve saved her life twice,” ranted Love. “I’ve done CPR, I’ve put things in her boobs. [She was on] Oxycontin, cocaine, foaming at the mouth.” At least we know that quote is authentic. No one can incoherently ramble quite like Courtney Love.

Courtney Love was, I’m assuming, ironically invited to the Elle Style Awards last night but she managed to show up not looking like a terrifying drunk monster in a drug induced coma. She looked… normal. My god, who does she have for makeup artists? The Avatar special FX team?

Fame says Courtney Love was a hot mess in London yesterday but I venture we can take out the hot and just leave it at mess. Courtney sashayed around in an animal print coat and matching bag before getting into a car and getting her ass kicked out of it because it was the wrong one. They eventually put her confused ass in the right one which probably took her straight to the zoo because she looks like a cracked out leopard.

Courtney Love tells Elle magazine that she looks the most amazing after great sex. Elle magazine proceeds to dry heave.

Love said, “I look my best after good sex – like we all do.” Sadly, “dignity” is being cited as one of the main reasons why no one has been able to confirm Love’s statement.

Courtney also says she’s not a whore. “My philosophy on love is once I love someone I always love them. I’m possibly the most separate from my public image as any celebrity that has ever lived. In fact, I’m outrageously wholesome. I’ve even been told I’m a bit prudish.” So it turns out what you thought Courtney had going for her (being slutty) is completely false. Yikes.

If you haven’t had the honor of following Courtney Love on Twitter, you haven’t experienced the joy of your Twitter feed filling up with hundreds of Twitpics in a matter of seconds at night. And now you never will because Courtney Love has quit Twitter after she tweeted a naked photo of herself that was meant for a boyfriend. Instead of doing a direct message, she did a public tweet and the picture was posted and mocked over the internet. Her most recent and hopefully last tweet read, “I’m off twitter, that photo was meant for a boy friend.”

Farewell, Courtney Love. You will be missed. But not really. Even though your tweets were 140 characters or less, they were still as indecipherable as when you were on MySpace. May you find an outlet for your cracked out writings where people can understand what you’re talking about. May I suggest the comment section on Engadget?

Courtney Love posted the photo above on Twitter last Friday. The only reason I’m sharing it with you is to make you suffer like I’ve suffered. I don’t even know why she tweeted this. Maybe to prove Satan has won?

It must have been nerve-wracking when organizers were told Courtney Love was invited to the premiere of Wall Street 2. They probably strapped on their bomb squad suits to prepare for an explosion of ugly. However, they must have been pleasantly surprised when she decided not to come looking like a strung out mess and didn’t break down and start crying in the middle of the red carpet.