Courtney Love continued to torment beach goers in Hawaii this weekend. If you put a bulldog in front her stomach, he would think he was staring into a mirror. Eventually the bulldog would realize this wasn’t his reflection because there’s no way he could be that ugly or have so many ripples.

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People are saying Courtney Love doesn’t look half bad in these bikini pictures. My penis and I respectfully disagree. Her body might be alright, but that face. It looks a shovel hit it and she forgot to fix it. If they discovered a caveman in a block of ice and thawed him out, this would …

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Bruce Willis and Courtney Love were seen making out at Roxy Nightclub on Sunset Blvd. last week. However, the now 52-year-old actor continued the evening without Courtney by his side. While Bruce’s rep declined to comment, Courtney’s rep described it as “a quick hi, and then they went their separate ways.”
If you went around the …

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Courtney Love yesterday said the executive producer of American Idol called her asking if she would like to be a judge. Producer, Nigel Lythgoe, now denies making any such call and claimed he was being misrepresented by someone else.
“I did not call Courtney Love and am afraid someone may have misrepresented me. Courtney Love is …

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Us Magazine claims Courtney Love has been in talks with the producers of American Idol. It’s unclear whether they want Courtney as an addition to the show or want her to permanently replace Paula. The latter seems to be the likely scenario.
“He called,” Love tells Usmagazine.com. “He was wondering if I was interested. I thought …

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Us Weekly has it on the dl that Courtney Love had plastic surgery on her nose and made her lips smaller during a trip to Paris. Love went to a surgeon specializing in fixing botched plastic surgeries. In the past, she looked like she had collagen injected fish lips. The swelling hasn’t seem to subsided …

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This pretty much evens out the Victoria’s Secret pictures. The ones that benefit from these pictures are sinners. Instead of confession or Hail Mary’s, treat your eyes to these babies. These are also good for parents wanting to stop their kids from masturbating. Paste these pictures in your kid’s pornos and put in those earplugs …

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