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Crystal Harris Is Hawking Hugh Hefner’s Engagement Ring

Crystal Harris was engaged to Hugh Hefner for all of two seconds, which coincidentally is how long Hugh lasted during sex, before she broke off the marriage and started publicly ... Read More »

Hugh Hefner Denies Lasting Only Two Seconds

Yesterday, Hugh Hefner’s ex-fiancee, Crystal Harris, opened up to Howard Stern about sex with Hef. It wasn’t flattering and she claims they only did it once. Crystal said, “[It lasted] ... Read More »

Crystal Harris Was Going to Leave Hugh Hefner at the Alter

Besides using Hugh Hefner for publicity, breaking up with him the same day her single dropped and banging Dr. Phil’s son behind Hef’s back, Crystal Harris had an alternate plan ... Read More »

Hugh Hefner Never Wanted to Marry Anyway

Playboy never got around to changing the cover of their new issue which still introduces “America’s Princess, Mrs. Crystal Hefner.” I doubt anyone notices though because they just skip to ... Read More »

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris Not Marrying

Crystal Harris has called off the wedding with Hugh Hefner 5 days before the nuptials and has already left the Playboy Mansion. Sources inside the mansion say the two had a ... Read More »

Holly Madison Sad About Hugh Hefner’s Engagement

As mentioned before, Holly Madison left Hugh Hefner because she couldn’t get a ring out of him. She even dated Criss Angel to make him jealous. A pretty poor plan ... Read More »

Hugh Hefner Engaged to Crystal Harris

Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner presumably split because he would never marry her. Well, Holly might want to cover her ears and go “lalalalala” because Hugh, 84, asked current Playmate ... Read More »

Hugh Hefner is over Holly, really

Hugh Hefner has refuted reports that he’s still pining for ex-lover Holly Madison. Hef insists he’s in love with that new girl he randomly picked, what’s her name, Crystal Harris. ... Read More »