The Blemish » crystle stewart http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Sun, 12 Feb 2012 03:40:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Miss USA is cursed http://theblemish.com/2008/07/miss-usa-is-cursed/ http://theblemish.com/2008/07/miss-usa-is-cursed/#comments Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:38:03 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=17071

Last year, Miss USA Rachel Smith became an internet meme after falling on her ass during the Miss Universe pageant. This year, Miss USA Crystle Stewart did the same thing. Both incidents have most likely done nothing but reinforce the popular “models are dumb” belief held by the majority of the world. Bad for models, ...]]>

Last year, Rachel Smith became an internet meme after falling on her ass during the pageant. This year, did the same thing. Both incidents have most likely done nothing but reinforce the popular “models are dumb” belief held by the majority of the world. Bad for models, good for men everywhere since dumb girls = easy anal.

And if you really must know, did not win the crown. That honor was given to Miss Venezuela Dayana Mendoza who awed the judges by walking five feet without eating shit. Golf clap.

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