Daniel Craig recently told GQ magazine that the Kardashians are all a bunch of idiots. He said, “You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f**king idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?’ I’m not judging it. Well, I am, obviously.”

Naturally, Kris Jenner got all huffy and tells Heat magazine she wants Daniel Craig to apologize like a man aka throw some publicity their way. “(He has) crossed the line. It’s not made him look like the world’s nicest guy. The right thing for a real man to do now would be to issue a public apology. The easy thing would be to criticize his career now, but our family won’t stoop to that level.”

Criticize what? Daniel Craig is starring in David Fincher’s The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo which has a good chance of being nominated for an Oscar. And he’s James Bond. Sure, Cowboys & Aliens wasn’t that great but if you’re comparing it to any body of work by a Kardashian, it’s like Citizen Kane. Maybe he’d be more credible to Kris if he was peed on by Ray J.

Hell hath no fury like a yadda yadda yadda. In Touch says when Satsuki Michell suspected her live-in boyfriend of seven years, Daniel Craig, was ignoring her because he was banging Rachel Weisz, she racked up $1 million in charges on his credit cards. Hopefully she used on fancy un-returnable Star Wars memorabilia and garden gnomes. There’s nothing that angers a guy more than spending money on dorky stuff they’ll never use.

According to a source, “One morning, Daniel left for the set, as usual. Only that night, he didn’t come home. Satsuki was frantically calling, texting and emailing him, but he was probably with Rachel and not answering.” Satsuki “hit back, the only way she knew how.” She racked up about $1 million in charges on Daniel Craig’s credit cards, which she had permission to use.

That sounds bad but it’s not that bad. Daniel Craig made $18 million in 2010. That’s like if the girl you’re cheating on charged $2,000 on your cards. It hurts but you won’t go broke over it. Plus, you get to sleep with a famous movie star. Totally worth it.

On Saturday, Rachel Weisz’s rep confirmed to Celebuzz that she and Daniel Craig, who’ve been dating since November after hooking up on the set of The Dream House, had married.

The Daily Mail says it was a secret ceremony attended by four people in New York last Wednesday. Guests included Daniel’s 18-year-old daughter Ella and Rachel’s son Henry plus two family friends acting as witnesses.

I’d have kept my marriage a secret too. I don’t want all the girls I’m going to have sex with to know I’m married. There’s goes that plan. Gosh, thanks a lot, Rachel Weisz’s publicist.

Right after Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky announced their split in November, rumors started floating that Rachel was nailing Dream House co-star Daniel Craig who dumped his longtime girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell early this year.

Now there’s proof that they’re together. Pictures taken of them over the holidays showed them holding hands and taking a stroll. I’m sure you’re all putting your hands over your mouth and gasping. Or is that a yawn. I can never tell.

An onlooker said: ‘Daniel and Rachel looked like a romantic couple in a film. They were laughing and hanging on to each other’s words and stopping to take photos of each other.’ And one fellow customer in the pub added: ‘They were clinging to each other like honeymooners. The chemistry was obvious.’

If it’s any consolation to Darren, he has the most awesome director-y job in the world. I mean, there’s no better way to mend a broken heart than to watch and film Mila Kunis going down on Natalie Portman (Black Swan, go watch it). That alone is worth 10 Rachel Weiszes.

Multiple reports confirm that after 9 years, director Darren Aronofsky (The Wrestler, The Fountain, Requiem for a Dream) and Rachel Weisz (The Mummy, The Fountain) have split.

TMZ, however, adds that the cause of it may be Daniel Craig. Sources say the two have been linked for months. They worked on Dream House in February and March of 2010.

Aronofsky is currently promoting possible Oscar contender Black Swan and Craig is in Sweden filming the American remake of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

Makes sense. Who wouldn’t fall for Daniel’s chiseled body and those dreamy eyes you could get lost in for hours. Sigh. I mean, yea, bro. High five!

Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig were in the middle of performing their Broadway play A Steady Rain when a cell phone went off and kept going off. Hugh stopped and told them to silence it. When it wasn’t silenced, Craig chimed in and told them to pick it up saying they’ll wait.

This isn’t as exciting as I’d thought it’d be. They told them to turn off their phone and they waited until they did. Boooring. The least Craig and Jackman could do is crack a few skulls with their chairs. “You gonna let them disrespect you guys like that?,” is what I would have said to instigate something. Then I’d start a “Jerry, Jerry,” chant.

Uh oh, ‘dem be fightin’ words. Page Six straight out calls Daniel Craig a wimp today. They explain that he and Hugh Jackman are preparing to make their Broadway debut in A Steady Rain, but Craig is acting the diva. According to a source, he’s asked for personal security despite rarely being approached on the street. Doubly so now that he has a fancy handlebar mustache.

This isn’t the first time that Craig — who’s rented a lavish, $38,000-a-month apartment with top security as his safe haven in town — has been accused of being a wimp. In 2005, he made a splash in London when he was unveiled as the new James Bond on a Royal Marine commando boat — looking seasick and wearing a life jacket. Craig even admitted the ride had scared “the [bleep] out of me.”

His dad, Tim Wroughton-Craig, was forced to jump to his defense following claims the star was scared of guns. He said at the time, “It is all cobblers. Daniel is a hard lad — you wouldn’t want to meet him in a dark street. Is he a wimp? No, I wouldn’t like to call him that to his face. He can look after himself all right.”

Maybe Craig wants personal security to protect the people he meets because he’s so kick-ass. Granted, questions do arise when in the past your parents felt the need to jump to your defense. Sort of like when your parents shoved you behind their back, shielding you from taunting bullies and telling them that, no, you’re not a little wimp or have cooties and you’d prove it to them, but right now you have to get home for a fitting for a play you’re putting on. On second thought, maybe Craig needs personal security for those times a big spider crawls across his desk. “Eeee, kill it! I can’t look! I can’t look!”

You may notice a few scratches on Daniel Craig’s face and were wondering how those got there. Well, this is embarrassing. Daniel and I got into a fight over who has the best abs. I said he does and he said, “No, silly. You do.” Then I replied, “No way. Your abs totally pop.” This went on for about five minutes before I got really frustrated and started clawing at his face.

Daniel Craig knows that people don’t think he’s right for James Bond. People have even started a website questioning his manhood. From being scared of heights and getting sunburned to losing his two front teeth while filming, he doesn’t seem to exude the skills that Bond would have.

“They hate me. They don’t think I’m right for the role. It’s as simple as that. They’re passionate about it, which I understand, but I do wish they’d reserve judgment.”

I bet James Bond never whined about people hating him either. Expectations are so low at this point that they can put Daniel Craig in a dress skipping through a field of daisies chanting “Bond, James Bond” and people wouldn’t be any less disappointed.