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Danielle Lloyd Left a Bloody Mess After Club Brawl

Usually, you want stories describing a catfight between Danielle Lloyd and two 20-year-olds ending with them ripping each other’s tops off and making out. Alas, it was not to be. Last ... Read More »

Danielle Lloyd Was Abused as a Teenager Like Rihanna

In an upcoming documentary, UK model Danielle Lloyd reveals that she too was the victim of abuse as a teen. Lloyd says she was in a two-year relationship with a ... Read More »

Danielle Lloyd Is 24, Almost

Danielle Lloyd celebrated her upcoming birthday (Dec. 16) over the weekend by dressing up as a 17th century hooker and forcing everyone else to do the same. Surrounding herself with ... Read More »

Danielle Lloyd Is Doing Stuff in a Bikini

Here’s Danielle Lloyd sitting by the pool in a rainbow bikini. There’s also a guy wearing capri pants with a strip of his hair dyed white like Rogue from X-Men ... Read More »

Danielle Lloyd Has a New Fitness DVD

Millions ask why? Isn’t there enough pollution in the world? Think of the children you heathen! Nevertheless, someone out there thought this DVD was a good investment. The press didn’t ... Read More »

Danielle Lloyd Is Fun

Danielle Lloyd held a pimps and tarts party for her 24th birthday. I’m glad women are eager to dress up as high class prostitutes outside of America once in a ... Read More »

Danille Lloyd Has an Awesome Costume

Normally I don’t approve of lingerie models dressing up as lingerie models, but Danielle Lloyd won me over with her costume. This is a costume, right? Well, whatever, it’s perfect. ... Read More »