Look. The only thing I know about Dannii Minogue is she’s the sister of Kylie Minogue. Beyond that, I don’t know why she’s famous. Well, I do know she had some lesbian thing with a stripper once, but besides that, I know zilch. Nada. For all I know she could be a world renowned mathematician or just some chick that jacks off bulls for their semen. She’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle.