While Sugar Shane Mosely fought Antonio Margarito at the Staples Center for the welterweight belt and Fedor Emelianenko fought Andre Alrovski at the Honda Center for the WAMMA heavyweight belt, former MLB star, Jose Canseco, fought perennial D-lister Danny Bonaduce on the other side of the country in Pennsylvania for irrelevancy (not a belt). 

The fight, which saw the 6’4” Canseco landing only one single effective strike to the 5’6” Bonaduce, a strong jab, ended in a draw after three one minute rounds.

Reports indicated that fans began leaving the arena before a decision was even announced. Most likely disappointed that the chance of these two pummeling each other into obscurity was nearing zero.

Jose Canseco fights to a draw with Danny Bonaduce in celebrity boxing [NYDN]

Last night at the FOX Reality Channel Really Awards, Danny Bonaduce picked up Jonny Fairplay from Survivor and slammed him on his face. Jonny lost some teeth and broke a toe. The little red-headed hulk says that the bad blood began when Jonny lied about his grandmother dying to gain sympathy on Survivor. TMZ has the play by play.

Danny said he thought the show was over and he was leaving, and Fairplay was on the stage, asking the audience why he was booing him. Danny says, as he walked by, he said “They’re booing him because they hate him.”

Someone then asked Danny to go on stage and tell him that, which he says he did. Danny says he was off the first step of the stage when Fairplay suddenly ran at him, jumped on him and wrapped his legs around him.

Danny says he didn’t know if Fairplay was joking. He then says he grabbed the butt of Fairplay’s jeans and threw him over his head, not realizing how light he was. Danny says Fairplay face planted into one of the seats behind him.

I’m never sure if there’s anything below D-list. E-list or F-list? Whatever the case may be, I find it amusing Danny Bonaduce sounds like Danny Bonadouchey. It’s very fitting. Just like Britney Spears sounds like Britney Cupcake, Lindsay Lohan sounds like Lindsay Crackhead and Christina Aguilera sounds like Christina Huge Boobs. No? Maybe it’s just me.

Note: Upon viewing the actual video, I have changed my stance. Go Danny Douchey. I mean Bonaduce. Toss that face humper to the ground.

On June 1 an event called RockBox will take place featuring a boxing match between Danny Bonaduce and San Diego DJ, Lee Honish, (Ticketmaster info) followed by a performance by P.O.D. This is the press conference for said event where the DJ and Danny both get chesty and end up girl fighting. That’s when it happens. Summoning the power of a million eagle claws, Danny Bonaduce grabs the DJ’s nuts and squeezes. Like an evil little elf, he doesn’t let go until he’s pulled away.

I think this is his idea of foreplay since it also looks like he started humping him. Jesus, are you sure this is going to be a boxing match? Because I think I’ve seen one before and neither guy threw the other person on the ground and started thrusting their crotch into them. Or maybe…? No, nope, there definitely was no crotch thrusting.

For people interested in MMA, Bob “The Beast” Sapp is also on the card fighting an as of yet unknown celebrity. And if you don’t know who Bob Sapp is, you do now. Bonus: Bob Sapp in a Japanese commercial. Another one after the jump.

This site has been getting a little slow and going down a lot this week. Hopefully that won’t be happening anymore as I get ready to move to a dedicated server. This means I’ll probably be living in the library surviving on pigeons which is why I’m bummed Delcious Days doesn’t talk about how to cook these yummy things. Well, on to some other news.

1. Britney Spears flashes her nipples. [CityRag]
2. Danny Bonaduce speaks about Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie’s partying. People still listen to what Danny Bonaduce has to say? [Celebrity Smack]
3. Angelina Jolie in Vogue. [Celebitchy]
4. Taylor vs. Summer vs. Kaitlyn. [The Bastardly]
5. Britney’s new guy might be worse than K-Fed. Highly doubtful. He’s employed right? [Celebslam]
6. Bob Dylan tries to shut down Factory Girl. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
7. Mariah Carey likes getting naked in the snow. I hope she gets frost bite. [Yeeeah!]