It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia posted a blooper reel of Kaitlin Olson forgetting her lines after Danny DeVito pulls an Ace Ventura and births himself naked out of a couch.

Great. Now I won’t be able to sit on my leather sofa for a week for fear of a stark naked huffing and puffing midget slithering out and harassing me.

Danny DeVito did an interview with a local Philadelphia news station at 8 AM in the morning with beer in hand, already drunk and hitting on the reporter. This is the guy your mom warned you not to talk to when you were a kid. So, if you’re parent now, feel free to use this as a visual aid. I’m amazed DeVito didn’t put his hand up her skirt to double check she was wearing panties. He showed considerable restraint.

That was fast. Danny Devito has already apologized to Barbara Walters for being drunk on The View yesterday. However, his publicist says he doesn’t know if Danny was drunk on the show or not, but claims he does not have a drinking problem.

The things he said disturbed me. Like how he slept in the Lincoln bedroom with his wife, maybe, and wrecked the place. What kind of perverted stuff is this guy into? I bet he likes to be thrown naked around the room like a little shot put. The look on Secret Service’s face as they walk in on him would be priceless.

Watch this drunk Devito ramble on The View while criticizing Bush and attempting to promote his new kids movie. Because slurring your words really helps sell a movie to curious parents. To be honest, I wasn’t really paying attention to what this little dude was saying. I was wondering how far I could punt him. 10 yards is my best guess.