Prepare yourself for another exciting day in the dumb antics of famous people.

1. John Mayer has a secret love he wants to keep hidden and it’s not Jessica Simpson. Don’t feel so ashamed John. [Stereogum]
2. Kevin Bacon and wife Kyra Sedgwick gave their dog away after one of its eyes popped out of its socket. [Celebrity Dog Watcher]
3. Dave Navarro was his dapper self on New Years. [Celebrity Smack]
4. Angelina Jolie is the Virgin Mary of Walmart. [Celebitchy]
5. Whitney Houston had a yard sale. [CityRag]
6. The O.C. has been canceled. [The Evil Beet]
7. Brad Pitt hits the Caribbean. Women everywhere swoon. [Hot Momma Gossip]
8. Emilie de Ravin, the blond chick from Lost, is now single. Fun fact: She was raped in the Hills Have Eyes. [I'm Not Obsessed]
9. The 24 season premiere should be awesome. [Just Jared]

Dave Navarro who recently split with his wife Carmen Electra and Jenna Jameson who split with husband / porn star Jay Grdina now seem to be dating each other. A rock star and a porn star. A very unlikely combination if you ask me. What’s next? Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? Athletes drinking Gatorade?

Grdina told PEOPLE on Tuesday. “We are best friends and love each other, but definitely need a break. It’s nice every once in a while to change it up. Neither of us is really dating anyone, just having fun.”

Considering Grdina has sex with a different woman each day, I don’t know how he’s going to change it up. I suppose he could move on to men and if he’s already done that, then there are so many species of animals out there.

Heres Jenna at the AVN awards doing what porn stars do best. Stand around and look like a whore.

Dennis Rodman shared his insight on why it didn’t work out between Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro. He wants people to believe it’s because Carmen never got over him.

“Carmen called me six months ago,� the former Chicago Bulls star told Star magazine. “She told me I was the love of her life and she wished we’d stuck together.�

“We had great sex! We used to just throw down in the bedroom. We had a real good connection when it came to sex.�

I’m not sure what Dennis means by “throw down”, but if it involves beads and a hammer, I fully comprehend how awesome the sex must have been. As for the rest. He sounds like he’s done a little too much blow. Even though Dennis Rodman and Dave Navarro both wear make-up, one is a famous good looking rock-star while the other is a washed up basketball star that’s not allowed within 100 yards of a school for fear of visually raping the children.

I thought this was old news or maybe I just didn’t care. Carmen and Dave are now officially over. Life & Style is reporting an amicable split with a divorce in the future. For the past five months while Dave and Carmen were pretending to be a couple, Navarro already had a girlfriend on the side, socialite Sarah Howard. However, Carmen didn’t care since she is so focused on her career.

There was no mention of what this actual career is. If I had to make an educated guess, it would be riding symbian sex machines around the world because that’s the only thing I’ve seen her do for the past two years. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not trying to criticize her. Quite the contrary. I applaud her. It’s an awesome job because it pleases me greatly and anything that pleases me greatly deserves a place in this world.

She wasn’t looking too bad at the ESPY’s.