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Well, That’s a Strange Christmas Card

Victoria and David Beckham sent a Christmas card featuring their four children half-naked to close friends and select journalists. The photo was then “leaked” online by Vogue Magazine senior fashion ... Read More »

Shirtless David Beckham for the Ladies

Here’s a shirtless David Beckham boogie boarding with his kids in Malibu while his wife stays at home recovering from pushing an 8 lb parasite from her womb. I especially ... Read More »

It’s Victoria Beckham’s Kid

Victoria Beckham debuted her baby in a black and white photo she took herself on Twitter and Facebook and not in a magazine that paid her $100,000 for a front ... Read More »

David and Victoria Beckham Expecting Another Kid

Recently there was a story about how Victoria Beckham was giving up having a daughter. Apparently that was a lie because she’s pregnant again. This will be Victoria and David ... Read More »

David Beckham Goes Off on a Fan

The title is a little misleading. It implies David Beckham punched a fan or something but really he just confronted him after he started yelling “stop with prostitutes” at him. In ... Read More »

Even Sexier People at the Teen Choice Awards

I noticed my last Teen Choice Awards post didn’t include the important people. To make it up to you, here they are. If you thought the last set had hot ... Read More »

David Beckham Sexually Assaulted in the Name of Comedy

Italian comedy show La Iene thought it’d be a good idea to verify whether or not David Beckham’s package was enhanced for his Armani ads. Elena Di Cioccio of the ... Read More »

Beckhams to Continue Model Marriage

In a new series of ads for Armani, former Spice Girl, former breast-enhancement enthusiast and (still!) queen of the soccer wives Victoria Beckham is shown successfully navigating a ladder in ... Read More »

David Beckham Can’t Get Enough

Every year David Beckham takes a holy journey to watch the Lakers try and make it to the NBA finals. At the same time, every year Victoria Beckham asks how ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham and Her Shit Face

Victoria Beckham and husband David have been indulging in Geisha facials, here on in to be known as bird poo facials. Victoria, having long battled with acne, says she discovered ... Read More »

Why Are You Staring at David Beckham’s Junk?

Ever since those David Beckham Armani ads were released, women have been wondering if they were digitally retouched or not. Well, DJ Kyle Sandilands of Australia confirmed that he’s a ... Read More »

David Beckham Is Amazed Women Like Staring at His Giant… Poster

Last week, David Beckham went to Macy’s in San Francisco to attend the unveiling of his gigantic Armani poster. It was greeted with high pitched shrieks from throngs of women ... Read More »

David Beckham Is a Dick, Maybe

Jeanne Kelly and her sister, Diane, both bid $7,000 at a Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy charity auction for their sons to have a meet-and-greet with David Beckham. The package was supposed ... Read More »

People Love David Beckham

A huge poster of David Beckham in his underwear for the Emporio Armani campaign was unveiled on the side of Macy’s in San Francisco yesterday. This video taken from ONTD ... Read More »

David Beckham Has Needs

The Sun has a photo of David Beckham sneaking a peak at one of the Laker girls yesterday and suggests this is why he often attends their games. Give this ... Read More »

David Beckham Has a Huge Wiener or Something

Victoria Beckham has gone on the offensive after people claimed David Beckham’s junk on his new Giorgio Armani ad was digitally enhanced. But the Spice Girl insists what’s pictured in the ... Read More »

This Probably Won’t Be Happening

Lindsay Lohan reportedly made a $50,000 bet with her socialite friends that she can steal David Beckham away from Victoria Beckham and ride him silly. A source said: “Lindsay and her ... Read More »

David Beckham Has Fake Nudes

This one’s for all the ladies and some men out there. A supposed nude photo of David Beckham has been floating around the internet the past couple of days. A ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham Is Manipulative

The Daily Mail is reporting the reason that David Beckham moved to LA and signed a five year $250 million contract to play for LA Galaxy was because of Victoria ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham Is Pregnant

David Beckham has confirmed with a simple “Si” on Spanish TV that Victoria Beckham is indeed pregnant with their fourth child. I can’t wait! This is soooo exciting. Her third ... Read More »
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