David Cross once again tells the March issue of Playboy about the time he did coke at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in 2009 in the same room as President Barack Obama and his Secret Service agents. This time in more detail.

“It was a tiny granule of coke that I put on my wrist and said, ‘Watch this. I need a witness.’ And then I ducked under the table and did it,” Cross said. “It wasn’t like I got high. The jolt was similar to licking an empty espresso cup.”

Cross, who admits to experimenting with a wide range of drugs, including crack cocaine, said his goal at the 2009 event was not to get high.

“It was just about being able to say that I did it, that I did cocaine in the same room as the president,” he said. “I’m not proud of it, nor am I ashamed of it.” Fox News

Cross says his only regret was getting his girlfriend, Amber Tamblyn, “in trouble by association” and making it so that she’ll never be invited to the White House again. Though it could have been worse. He could have asked Obama if he wanted a bump. Take it from me, sharing is caring but asking the president to do coke with you never goes over well.

Maybe this is because the best and most recent memory of him is from Arrested Development, but David Cross always looks like he stepped straight out of a gay club. Like he should be clad in leather and led on a chain leash instead of making out with Amber Tamblyn, who’s 19 years his younger, which he was doing last Thursday night at 2A in the East Village.

Page Six spotted the 45-year-old actor in a lip-lock with 26-year-old Amber Tamblyn at East Village watering hole 2A Thursday night. Although other bar patrons were wide-eyed over the PDA, Tamblyn’s 20-something friends, including Alexis Bledel, didn’t bat an eyelash. We guess they’re used to it.

I still can’t picture it. I just tried, but this time, not only is he dressed in S&M gear and attached to a leash, he also has a ball-gag in his mouth and is hopping out of a bedroom with his feet tied together trying to scream for help. For whatever reason, my brain can’t even imagine Amber Tamblyn within 100 miles of him.

Arrested Development and Mr. Show star David Cross was seen making out with Joan of Arcadia star Amber Tamblyn at the after-party for Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden? David Cross is 43. Amber Tamblyn is 24. Page Six reports,

The two “were definitely together, making out and barely came up for air the whole night,” our spy said. At least they made it in the door.

Some people may think David is gross for dating someone almost half his age. I think he should get a medal. For is it not the American dream to eat out the ass of a girl young enough to be your daughter and have her put a finger up your butt as she licks your balls? Because I think it is. Plus it’s in the Bible or something. Look it up.