Trying to get as much publicity as he can for his new show House of Carters, Nick Carter revealed he lost his virginity to Debbie LeFave when they went to school together. Debbie LeFave, as you will remember, is the Florida teacher who slept with her 13 yr old student. As you will also remember, Debbie LaFave is hot. They broke up when Nick learned Debbie cheated on him with a girl. He also talked about his relationship with Paris Hilton.

“In the very beginning, you know, she was literally cleaning my carpet in my apartment . . . trying to act all domesticated,” he related. “And then, before you know it, a month or two goes by and it’s back to the old nose up in the air and who are you?

Paris cleaning carpets? Is that some sort of euphemism? Because the only way I’d believe Paris cleaned carpets is if someone gave her a Roomba with a dildo attached to it. One thing Nick forgot to mention was if Paris’ mysterious bruises showed up before or after she started ignoring him.