Debbie Rowe’s custody battle for Michael Jackson’s kids has ended and this time not with a $4 million payoff. Rowe has agreed to let Katherine Jackson be the guardian on the condition that she be given visitation rights and that a psychologist visit the kids to help them deal with everything that’s happened. Rowe, however, does not have parental rights to Blanket.

No way. I thought the Three Wolf Moon shirt was internet hooey at first, but this has proven me wrong. The power of the Three Wolf Moon shirt knows no bounds. Someone detail this on the Amazon review page quick. For prosperity and to give hope to all others who’ve had surrogate children with bizarre pop stars and are now in a custody battle.

Remember when Debbie Rowe said she was fighting for custody of Michael’s kids and wouldn’t relinquish her rights again for $4 million like she did two times already? Well, hey. Guess what?

Michael Jackson’s baby mama Debbie Rowe has sold her kids again — this time squeezing about $4 million from her former mother-in-law in exchange for giving up her parental rights, a family source told The Post yesterday.

“It’s one final payday,” the disgusted Jackson confidant said.

The family isn’t happy about the mega-payout — which was set to be sealed in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon — but they consider it a necessary evil, the source said.

“They felt it was like a ransom-type thing. [Rowe] jumped back into the picture because she wanted money,” the friend said.

I agree. Debbie Rowe is disgusting. Disgustingly rich.

But before you go judging Debbie, The Post says Joe Jackson is pushing Michael’s children to form the Jackson 3.

Meanwhile, Jackson’s five brothers, who previously agreed to an A&E pilot for $200,000 – $300,00, now want to add footage of Michael’s funeral to increase their take to $10 million – $20 million.

Those three kids are going to have their first drug overdose by 13 and be in rehab by 15. Child coal miners are better off than them.

Update: Debbie Rowe’s lawyer tells CNN that this report is false.

Debbie Rowe may be fighting for custody of her two children, Prince and Paris. And she won’t reliquish her rights again like she did two times before for $4 million.

To assist in her battle, she has called upon the power of the Three Wolf Moon shirt. But with this shirt, it’s less of a battle and more of a steamrolling. Lawyers are already giving up and a judge is already drafting the custody agreement. For that is the power of the Three Wolf Moon shirt.

Even the horse she’s molesting has given up the fight. He knows it’ll be less painful that way.

According to Us, Arnold Klein, Jackson’s dermatologist (above), is the biological father. Note his affection for marijuana and shy, school-girlish demeanor. Sounds about right.

Sources say he and Debbie signed an agreement to never reveal the true lineage of the Jackson kids.

Though neither Rowe nor Jackson ever confessed to their kids’ true lineage, she did admit in 2002 that she carried his children as a personal favor (and would not confirm that the marriage was ever consummated).

“I said, ‘Let me do this. You need to be a dad. You have been so good to me,’” Rowe — who met Jackson when she was a nurse’s assistant in the 1980s — has said.

What kind of soap opera is this? Who’s the egg donor? TMZ says it’s not Debbie. Let me guess, it’s the stylist. Basically, this story has turned from “poor Michael’s kids” to “poor kids fathered by Michael’s dermatologist and random woman and adopted by Michael Jackson.”

If I were his kids, I’d just throw my hands up in the air and tell everyone I give up. Except, the youngest would probably say it like, “I gwiv up,” and then everyone would go, “Awww,” and they would forget for a split second what a convulated mess this all was.

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TMZ has learned from inside sources that all three of Michael Jackson’s kids were conceived in vitro. Michael’s sperm and Debbie’s eggs were not even used in the process. Debbie was only the surrogate for Michael Jr. and Paris. Prince Michael III was from a different surrogate all together who never knew the identity of the “receiving parent.” It’s not even known if Michael had any part in choosing the sperm or the egg donor. If you’re wondering how this would effect Debbie’s custody case,

Although Rowe is not the biological mother, it’s not a slam dunk that she would lose a custody battle. This type of case has never been litigated in California courts. Since Rowe was married to Jackson when Michael Jr. and Paris were born, there’s a presumption that she’s the biological parent. That presumption can be rebutted by other evidence.

All three kids must have secretly breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this. They probably did that thing where they turned around, clasped their hands together and mouthed “Thank you God.” Then they tore off the bandannas from around their heads and set fire to them in a symbolic gesture of freedom.