September 18th, 2008
Us Weekly has it on good authority that Denise Richard’s It’s Complicated will be “coming back for another season.” Despite low numbers and common sense, filming will begin in a few months.
In the meantime, Denise will have to come up with a plan to boost the ratings. Hmm, but how? I got it. You know …
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August 26th, 2008
Despite starting out “pretty good” at 1.5 million viewers, the audience for Denise Richards: it’s Complicated have slowly tapered off over the later nine episodes. E! has now decided to pull the plug and give Denise the old heave-ho much like you would with a dog that can no longer play fetch.
A show low-light was …
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August 13th, 2008
The ratings for Denise Richard’s E! reality show are as low as ever. That means it’s the perfect time to get back with Richie Sambora. People will watch that, right? Well, you won’t find out because Richie isn’t even taking her calls.
Insiders say Denise started phoning and texting Richie nonstop, begging him to rekindle their …
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June 19th, 2008
Charlie Sheen apologized yesterday for using the n-word in a leaked voicemail he left Denise Richards in 2005. The tapes were out for only a short while and pulled, but the transcripts remain on The Smoking Gun.
Yea, I just got your other email and I am a little confused because ahhh you told me that …
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May 23rd, 2008
Charlie Sheen yesterday responded to Denise Richard’s claim that she was only doing her reality show to support her kids financially. Charlie said he pays her $52,000 a month in child support and $60,000 a month for two years alimony. Today, Denise is fighting back with words of her own. Dirty, confusing words.
“Last week, I …
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May 22nd, 2008
Denise Richards went on Today, The View and Larry King Live to promote her new reality show. She explained that the only reason she agreed to sign on was to support her daughters. Charlie Sheen, however, says that’s a total lie. That Denise is given $52,000 a month in tax-free child support and that she …
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October 4th, 2007
I linked to this yesterday, but this is too brilliant. Last week, Denise Richards included e-mails sent to her from Charlie Sheen in documents in their custody battle. Here are a few of them as reported by Page Six. Factoid: Denise’s mom is undergoing chemo.
“GO cry to your bald mom, you fucking loser.”
“You are a …
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September 27th, 2007
Playboy has offered Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson $1 million dollars to pose nude together. It wouldn’t be the first time either of them posed for the mag. Denise did a spread for Playboy in 2004 and Pamela basically made her career off of them.
A source told a US magazine: “Neither Pam nor Denise has …
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