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Denise Richards Turned Down $100K

Since TV is all about realism, producers of Two and a Half Men thought it’d be a good idea to have a real ex be at his TV funeral. “Hm, who’s ... Read More »

Denise Richards Talks About Her Botched Boob Job

Denise Richards opened up about her botched breast enlargement when she was 19. She says she didn’t do enough research on her first cosmetic surgeon because she was in a ... Read More »

Denise Richards Was in the Bahamas

While Charlie Sheen was losing over the weekend, Denise Richards was winning. Richards hit up a beach in the Bahamas with her two daughters and rocked a blue bikini. It’s ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen Might Have Killed a Dog

Earlier today, Charlie Sheen tweeted: “We must bombard with Warlock Napalm, that traitor and loser whore #DUH-neese POOR-ards. a vile kidnapper and now dog thief. hate. SBW c” If you couldn’t ... Read More »

This is with that

Denise Richards, who always looks like she’s on crack, and Nikki Sixx, who’s probably been on crack, are dating. Richards and Sixx, “have been neighbors for years. They have a ... Read More »

Denise Richards turned down $1 million

I had to ball my fists and rub my eyes in disbelief when I read that Denise Richards turned down $1 million for a sit down tell all about what ... Read More »

Denise Richards will spill the beans about Charlie Sheen

Over Christmas, Charlie Sheen was arrested for choking his wife and threatening her with a knife. The other day, Denise Richards, Sheen’s ex, showed up at the park with her ... Read More »

Denise Richards knows how to promote

What better way to let everyone know you’re still around and are in the second season of your reality show than to prance around the beach in a bikini rocking ... Read More »

Denise Richards is having a tough week

I find it unfair that I have to rummage through the garbage to double check if I inadvertently threw away any edible food while Denise Richards gets to run around ... Read More »

Denise Richards had her breasts done three times

In a “no shit” moment, Howard Stern asked Denise Richards on his Sirius show if her breasts were real. Can you guess what the answer was? Ding, ding, ding. They’re ... Read More »

Denise Richards is a good singer

Get the Flash Player to see this content. Some jokester invited Denise Richards to butcher “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” at the Chicago Cubs game last Friday. Hellen Keller ... Read More »

Mass confusion erupts as Denise Richard’s reality show is renewed

Us Weekly has it on good authority that Denise Richard’s It’s Complicated will be “coming back for another season.” Despite low numbers and common sense, filming will begin in a ... Read More »

Denise Richards’ show canceled

Despite starting out “pretty good” at 1.5 million viewers, the audience for Denise Richards: it’s Complicated have slowly tapered off over the later nine episodes. E! has now decided to ... Read More »

Denise Richards wants you (to watch her show)

The ratings for Denise Richard’s E! reality show are as low as ever. That means it’s the perfect time to get back with Richie Sambora. People will watch that, right? ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen has a big vocabulary

Charlie Sheen apologized yesterday for using the n-word in a leaked voicemail he left Denise Richards in 2005. The tapes were out for only a short while and pulled, but ... Read More »

Prostitute-tranny-infested sperm?

Charlie Sheen yesterday responded to Denise Richard’s claim that she was only doing her reality show to support her kids financially. Charlie said he pays her $52,000 a month in ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen says Denise is rich, bitch

Denise Richards went on Today, The View and Larry King Live to promote her new reality show. She explained that the only reason she agreed to sign on was to ... Read More »

Charlie Sheen should have been a writer

I linked to this yesterday, but this is too brilliant. Last week, Denise Richards included e-mails sent to her from Charlie Sheen in documents in their custody battle. Here are ... Read More »

Playboy wants Denise Richards, Pamela Anderson

Playboy has offered Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson $1 million dollars to pose nude together. It wouldn’t be the first time either of them posed for the mag. Denise did ... Read More »

Denise wants more babies from Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen claims he has a written document from Denise Richards stating she wants a “donation” to have another child with him. The two are in the midst of a ... Read More »