Here are videos from the weekend shamelessly culled from The Daily What.

First, we have Cry Baby Lane, the Nickelodeon horror movie that was so scary it was banned from being ever aired again on the network. Well, someone had a copy of it and put it on the internet. Enjoy.

Remember when Tila Tequila went to the Gathering of the Juggalos only to be pelted with rocks and feces? Charlie Sheen didn’t fare any better during his appearance. On the bright side, he caught most of the stuff people were throwing at him and none of them included feces. So at the very least, Charlie must feel a little better knowing he’s one rung above Tila on the Juggalo respect ladder.

Dennis Rodman was inducted to the Basketball Hall of Fame. Presumably because people were wondering what he’d say during his speech. He surprisingly didn’t embarrass himself. Too much.

Dennis Rodman called into 790 The Ticket unannounced, a South Florida Sports Talk Radio show, to discuss the current Miami Heat team and how it compares to the Chicago Bulls he played with.

Right off the bat, Rodman sounded a little preoccupied. A girl giggling could be heard in the background. They asked the girl, Teresa, what was going on and she said nothing and that they were having coffee. Eventually, Dennis admits, “She’s just sucking something. Sorry! I’m sorry about that. You said keep clean, right?”

This must be that time of the year Dennis claws his way out of obscurity and quickly fades back. He’s like the mythical Loch Ness Monster or Paris Hilton’s dignity.

I’ve never thought about it but Tara Reid and Dennis Rodman are a perfect match. Two personalities who clawed their way to the highest of heights only to come tumbling down after buying into their own hype. Also, they both love to party at the VIP Room in St. Tropez, apparently. They’ll have a lot to talk about when they hang out, like, what it was once like to be famous, how to sneak into gifting suites and when they’re next booked to film a Proactiv commercial.

Sexy addendum: Upskirt here.

Dennis Rodman denied allegations that he skipped out on a $1,000 bill at Gansevoort South in Miami. However, one night later at Philippe in the same hotel, Rodman did the same thing. Only this time it wasn’t so much a dine and dash as it was a get plastered and stumble out of the restaurant . Page Six has the details:

“He was so wasted he couldn’t carry a sentence,” said one witness. After consuming $1,500 worth of food and drinks, “Dennis sneaks, or I should say stumbled, out of the restaurant. Then, his friends start leaving . . . until the manager picked up on it and presented the bill to the last three guests at the table.” After many phone calls, and the arrival of police, the bill was paid.

How can anyone miss a big, dorky looking, drunk retard staggering out of a restaurant in the same hotel he pulled this stunt on the night before. Sure, he might look a little menacing with his height, piercings and tattoos which makes it look like there’s a good chance you’ll be raped if you say anything, but he’s sort of famous so you’d at least get some money out of it if the next day you wake up lying naked next to him in bed wearing nothing but a wig.

While the title may sound delicious, the story is much less so. The Orange County Sheriff’s Department is investigating an incident that took place at Hennessy’s Tavern in Dana Point, near Laguna Beach where Dennis Rodman allegedly smacked a woman’s ass so hard he left a “major mark.” Rodman’s reps have responded claiming this is another woman trying to squeeze money out of him.

In related news, Dennis Rodman is still alive and didn’t die in Seattle in 2005 under the alias, Mr. Hands like many had hoped.

Dennis Rodman shared his insight on why it didn’t work out between Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro. He wants people to believe it’s because Carmen never got over him.

“Carmen called me six months ago,� the former Chicago Bulls star told Star magazine. “She told me I was the love of her life and she wished we’d stuck together.�

“We had great sex! We used to just throw down in the bedroom. We had a real good connection when it came to sex.�

I’m not sure what Dennis means by “throw down”, but if it involves beads and a hammer, I fully comprehend how awesome the sex must have been. As for the rest. He sounds like he’s done a little too much blow. Even though Dennis Rodman and Dave Navarro both wear make-up, one is a famous good looking rock-star while the other is a washed up basketball star that’s not allowed within 100 yards of a school for fear of visually raping the children.