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Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter Back Together?

*Drops to knees* Nooooooo! A source tells Page Six that they saw with their own prying eyes Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly strolling through Le Musee d’Orsay on Thursday and “brunching” ... Read More »

Derek Jeter Is a Gentleman

If you ever end up sleeping with Derek Jeter, expect to be shooed away back home with a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a baseball. You know, to ... Read More »

Minka Kelly Got Dumped for Being Famous

E! reports that the relationship between Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter fizzled out when Minka started becoming more famous. Derek loves obscure nobodies hence why he loved Minka during the ... Read More »

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter Broke Up

Hallelujah! Last we heard from Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter, they were getting married on November 5 in a castle. Now reps for the two have confirmed that they have ... Read More »

Minka Kelly Does GQ

Minka Kelly’s Single White Female update titled The Roommate, starring her and Leighton Meester, is being released in February. It’s set in college and stars two much hotter girls. Hence, ... Read More »

Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly Are Just Friends

Despite rumors, a friend of Minka Kelly says she and Derek Jeter aren’t marrying on November 5th at a castle in Long Island. Adding truth to this is the fact ... Read More »

Minka Kelly Will Marry Derek Jeter

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter have apparently settled on a date for their wedding. November 5th. Coincidentally, that’s the same day I graft Derek Jeter’s face onto mine. Oh and ... Read More »

Screw You, Derek Jeter

Minka Kelly is in St. Barts with her dork boyfriend Derek Jeter. Here she is doing stuff in a bikini. I’ve always wondered why she’s with him instead of me. ... Read More »

Damn You Derek Jeter

Derek Jeter has dated an impressive list of starlets throughout the years. He’s purported to have ran his penis through Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Vanessa Minnillo, Adriana Lima, Scarlett Johansson, ... Read More »

It’s Good to Be Derek Jeter

This is Derek Jeter not having sex Derek Jeter has plowed through a list of women so fine that if any man managed to get 1/10th of the people on that ... Read More »

Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter Giggle

There’s not much happening today so I had to find an excuse to post pictures of Jessica Biel. Page Six reports Jessica Biel and Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter were spotted ... Read More »