Avril Lavigne is pretty. Annoying, but pretty. Deryck Whibley, not so much. It’s safe to say evolution left him behind. Like, if he and evolution were playing hide-and-seek, evolution would have gotten in its car and sped away before Deryck counted to 10. That’s why it’s a shock to see his hands all over Avril’s …
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Avril Lavigne needs a paddlin’
September 29th, 20061 comment
Usually I wouldn’t care that this idiot spat on someone, but now it’s happened three nights in a row if you include her husband/pet. The first two nights, Tuesday and Wednesday, photogs saw Avril Lavigne spitting on them with one loogie hitting a paparazzi in the face. On the third night, Deryck Whibley joined in …
Avril Lavigne is married
July 17th, 2006Respond
Avril Lavigne marrying Deryck Whibley was just a rumor on Friday, but I was right because it happened. The outdoor wedding was held in Montecito and sounded pretty tame. Sadly, there was no mention of a circus. I guess eating live chickens and getting laid by the bearded lady cheapens a wedding. Go figure. It’s …
