Ali Lohan and her mother Dina showed up at the Animal Fair magazine Halloween Pet Costume Contest wearing retarded costumes that didn’t make any sense and didn’t bring their pets. Ali wore a netted top with skin tight leggings, cat ears, a barbed wire tattoo, a bow tie and looked about ready for menopause. Dina …

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Lindsay Lohan has found it increasingly difficult to land a gig and not piss everyone off. Therefore, it’s time to put that horse out to pasture and usher in the next generation. Nicknamed “The Great Red Hope,” Ali Lohan filed a petition with the L.A. County Superior seeking approval — she’s a minor, 14 — …

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both blasted Michael Lohan yesterday for talking about LIndsay to the press in order to get attention. Michael responded yet again calling Dina a two-face. Today, Michael sinks to a new low. His father just passed away and he’s using his death to prove how horrible a person Dina is.
“My …

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Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan are famous for nothing yet managed to secure a reality show by banking off of Lindsay Lohan’s name. While they think this makes them big stars, the real world disagrees. Which is why studio staff kicked Dina out of last night’s premiere of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 …

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Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s psycho attention whoring father, showed up at the Penninsula Hotel on Wednesday where Lindsay’s girlfriend Samantha Ronson was deejaying and staked out the lobby waiting for Lindsay to arrive. A source revealed to Page Six:
“It was freaky. He was sitting on the steps and texting like mad, and looking very upset that …

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If you’ve ever wondered whether or not receiving a proper education is tough when you’re Lindsay Lohan’s sister, then wonder no more because it is. Really. Just ask Ali and she’ll tell you. School was a nightmare. Some people are shot and stabbed, but Ali suffered worse. A couple girls once made a video of …

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Dina Lohan’s reality show, in which she tries to make Ali Lohan a big star like Lindsay, but is actually a vehicle she hopes will rocket her to fame, is set to premiere on Memorial Day. The first episode shows Dina helping Ali along with her new album. Because it’s a given that if you’re …

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Never one to miss an opportunity to speak to the media, Michael Lohan voiced his displeasure about Dina winning Mother of the Year from Mingling Moms.
“Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom …

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