Lindsay Lohan is a genius

Dina Lohan tells Page Six that she doesn’t care what critics say about Lindsay because she’s a genius. Certifiable, no doubt. Lindsay was also hurt by criticism of her debut Ungaro ... Read More »

Ali Lohan’s hectic schedule prohibits her from attending real school

Are you wondering why Ali Lohan, 15, is always out being whorey with Lindsay rather than being in bed so she can go to school the next day? Well, Dina ... Read More »

Dina Lohan just wants to club with her underage daughter

Dina Lohan wanted to bond with her two daughters last week so what better place to do it at then the trendy nightclub Villa. Lindsay, 22, and Ali, 15, got ... Read More »

Dina Lohan is a party animal

While Lindsay is busy pimping MySpace and having online wars with her dad, her brother [ed. note: huh?], Michael,  turned 21 which was enough reason for Dina Lohan to drag ... Read More »

Ali Lohan is too old for this

Ali Lohan and her mother Dina showed up at the Animal Fair magazine Halloween Pet Costume Contest wearing retarded costumes that didn’t make any sense and didn’t bring their pets. ... Read More »

Ali is the Lohan’s last hope

Lindsay Lohan has found it increasingly difficult to land a gig and not piss everyone off. Therefore, it’s time to put that horse out to pasture and usher in the ... Read More »

Michael uses his dead father as media bait

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both blasted Michael Lohan yesterday for talking about LIndsay to the press in order to get attention. Michael responded yet again calling Dina a two-face. ... Read More »

Dina Lohan is not welcome

Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan are famous for nothing yet managed to secure a reality show by banking off of Lindsay Lohan’s name. While they think this makes them big ... Read More »