Diora Baird isn’t a particularly great actress, but because this is Hollywood, you can bypass talent to achieve fame if you’re pretty enough and have big breasts. Which is why Diora is such an inspiration to me. I hope after my breast enhancement producers will look at me differently. And hopefully it won’t be a …

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Diora Baird is in an upcoming movie called Young People Fucking, possibly about young people fucking. Don’t quote me on that though. The title is very cryptic. IMDB says,
“Young People Fucking” is a smart and fast-paced comedy that intertwines the stories of 5 couples over the course of one sexual encounter. As the couples attempt …

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The Texas Chainsaw Masscare site went up today along with the trailer. Because marketing thinks they’re so clever, they made it so you can only watch it between 10pm and 4am. I’m guessing they think it will be scarier at night what with the nightmare inducing footage. The joke is on them though, I sleep …

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