The Blemish » disaster movie http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Sun, 12 Feb 2012 03:40:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Roger Ebert has a sense of humor http://theblemish.com/2008/09/roger-ebert-has-a-sense-of-humor/ http://theblemish.com/2008/09/roger-ebert-has-a-sense-of-humor/#comments Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:27:02 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=20874

Roger Ebert never reviewed Disaster Movie with good reason. But, a reader sent him an e-mail demanding to know why because apparently everyone is wrong it’s the funniest thing ever. Roger replied back of course. Q. Yo dude, u missed out on “Disaster Movie,” a hardcore laugh-ur-@zz-off movie! Y U not review this movie!? It was ...]]>

never reviewed with good reason. But, a reader sent him an e-mail demanding to know why because apparently everyone is wrong it’s the funniest thing ever. Roger replied back of course.

Q. Yo dude, u missed out on “,” a hardcore laugh-ur-@zz-off movie! Y U not review this movie!? It was funny as #ell! Prolly the funniest movie of the summer! U never review these, wat up wit dat?

A. Hey, bro, I wuz buzier than $#i+, @d they never shoed it b4 hand. I peeped in the IMDb and saw it zoomed to #1 as the low$ie$t flic of all time, wit @ lame-@zz UZer Rating of 1.3. U liked it? Wat up wit dat?

LOLZ!

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Despite being ranked #1 in the Bottom 100 on IMDB and earning a spectacular 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, Disaster Movie still managed to take seventh place at the Box Office over the weekend earning $6.2 million over 2,642 screens. Not surprisingly, this abortion starred Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Minnillo. Coincidence? ]]>

Disaster Movie

Despite being ranked #1 in the Bottom 100 on IMDB and earning a spectacular 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, still managed to take seventh place at the Box Office over the weekend earning $6.2 million over 2,642 screens. Not surprisingly, this abortion starred Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Minnillo. Coincidence?

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