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Dita Von Teese rationalizes her breast implants

Most women who get breast implants admit that they did it because big tits are way better. Dita Von Teese on the other hand says she needed them. Dita says ... Read More »

This is very Single White Female

What the hell? The picture on the left is supposed to be Evan Rachel Wood at the AFI Fest screening of The Wrestler but I swear it’s Dita Von Teese ... Read More »

Dita Von Teese was/is in a porno

This is old news from months ago, but for some reason The Sun is reporting on it today. I’m going to go with it because I haven’t written about it ... Read More »

Diva Von Teese is silverish

Photographers these days no longer want to simply photograph a topless model. They want to be creative. They want their photos to be meaningful, powerful, spiritual. They want to cover ... Read More »

Dita Von Teese needs Jenny Craig

By eating only protein and small amounts of steamed vegetables, Dita Von Teese has fattened herself up to a 16 inch waist size. A waist smaller than that of a ... Read More »

Dita Von Teese will pull a Britney

Sources say Dita Von Teese will soon be surprise serving Marilyn Manson with divorce papers after a year of marriage. She cites the usual irreconcilable differences and claims she filed ... Read More »