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This is very Single White Female

November 7th, 2008Respond

What the hell? The picture on the left is supposed to be Evan Rachel Wood at the AFI Fest screening of The Wrestler but I swear it’s Dita Von Teese (right). Although I can see how it can be mistaken for a very psychopathic Evan Rachel Wood slowly losing her mind.
Rachel dated Marilyn Manson (just …

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Dita Von Teese was/is in a porno

April 2nd, 20085 comments

This is old news from months ago, but for some reason The Sun is reporting on it today. I’m going to go with it because I haven’t written about it yet. I don’t think.
A porno featuring Dita Von Teese, a blond and a double-sided dildo surfaced yesterday (Very NSFW video here). The burlesque dancer, real …

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Diva Von Teese is silverish

April 1st, 20081 comment

Photographers these days no longer want to simply photograph a topless model. They want to be creative. They want their photos to be meaningful, powerful, spiritual. They want to cover models like Dita Von Teese with silver paint and send a message. Devil may care how vague it is. To this I say, stop. Just, …

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Dita Von Teese needs Jenny Craig

February 7th, 20074 comments

By eating only protein and small amounts of steamed vegetables, Dita Von Teese has fattened herself up to a 16 inch waist size. A waist smaller than that of a three-year-old. Dita seems very proud of herself for cutting off those pesky 5 inches.
‘I love the feeling, though. It’s like being completely tight.’
Seriously. That’s disgusting. …

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Dita Von Teese will pull a Britney

January 5th, 20076 comments

Sources say Dita Von Teese will soon be surprise serving Marilyn Manson with divorce papers after a year of marriage. She cites the usual irreconcilable differences and claims she filed this before Christmas.
Friends say Manson had been boozing heavily last year, much to Von Teese’s dismay, but she’d desperately tried to hold on. “She really …

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