Hugh Hefner’s oldest son, Marston Hefner, gets loaned out Playboy Playmates because he’s Hugh Hefner’s son but he doesn’t treat his rent-to-own girlfriends with much respect.

Police were called to Marston and Playmate of the Year girlfriend, Claire Sinclair’s, house after one of Claire’s family called the cops saying Marston beat her. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Marston admitted to cops that he had gotten into an argument but didn’t admit to hitting Sinclair.

Sources tell us … Sinclair told cops Marston had punched her, kicked her in the stomach and then refused to let her leave the residence. We’re told Sinclair called family members after the alleged attack … and her family called the cops.

After a brief investigation, Marston was arrested for misdemeanor domestic violence at around 11:15 PM … and hauled to a nearby police station where he was booked.

Marston was released on $20,000 bail a few hours later. TMZ

Someone should tell Claire Sinclair that just because she’s dating Hef’s son, doesn’t mean she’ll be moving into that mansion anytime soon. A lot of people play in the minor leagues hoping to get a shot at the bigs but that rarely happens. The only future here if she stays with Marston is a baby with a misshapen head from when he kicks her in the belly.

Not one to profit off the death of her husband Russell Armstrong. Wait, let me rephrase that. Definitely one to profit off the death of her husband Russell Armstrong, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Taylor Armstrong sold photos of the abuse she suffered at the hands of her husband to Entertainment Tonight.

The pictures show her getting treatment in the hospital after suffering what seemed like a punch to the face or shove into something by her husband. Not as bad as Rihanna but definitely a typical case of domestic violence. But why release these now?

Because one month was about the amount of time needed to honor Russell’s memory before showing everyone what an asshole he was. And also to bring attention to domestic abuse. Oh, and cold hard cash. Can’t forget that.

Malcolm in the Middle star and tiny person extraordinaire Frankie Muniz put a gun to his head during an argument with his girlfriend Elycia Turnbow and punched her after returning from the hospital. Sounds like love to me.

In the police report obtained by TMZ, Muniz and Turnbow were arguing about “prior relationships” when Frankie “grabbed a gun and held it to his head, possibly with the intent of committing suicide.” What a drama queen.

Elycia, worried, called one of his bandmates (this guy is in a what now?) to take him to the hospital.

Frankie says different. He claims Elycia was screaming and yelling at him when he “fell and hit his head.” That’s why he went to the hospital. He didn’t put a gun to his head. “I grabbed the case, but not the gun … it isn’t even loaded.” Cops say the gun was loaded. Ruh roh. Contradictions!

Shortly after being released at around 10 PM, Frankie came back to the house and exploded. Elycia told the cops Frankie “punched her in the back of the head and threw her into a wall while in the downstairs bedroom.” Hey, maybe this was just spirited love making. Ever thought about that you nosy cops?

Frankie denied ever punching his girlfriend telling cops, “I love her too much. She is the woman I want to marry.” Then he looked at Elycia angrily and pounded his fist into his palm. Frankie claims he was sleeping but Elycia woke him up by yelling at him and hitting him in the face. Muniz says he was merely defending himself from this 90 pound woman when she fell and started to kick the bedroom door.

There were no visible injuries and cops warned them that if this happened again, they’d both go to jail.

I believe Frankie on this one. But only because all you have to do to keep him from hitting you is stiff arm his head while he swings wildly at air. Aw, he’s so cute when he’s mad.

Note: Not sure if that’s his GF in the photo above. No way she can be that hot.

Days before Christina Aguilera filed for divorce from Jordan Bratman, Radar says she paid a visit to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center with a bloody mouth and busted lip. Jordan claimed Christina had “fallen down” which, I guess, Radar is implying is code for “Oh sh-t. I left evidence.”

Christina’s private surgeon soon came and stitched her lip up. On October 12, Christina was photographed wearing a hat pulled down over her face in what seemed to be an attempt to hide the cut below her lip and is the same day they announced the divorce.

There’s no way Jordan Bratman beat up Christina. He looks so docile. Like one of those timid monkeys that go up to you and scurry away when you make eye contact. I’ve seen sleeping puppies scarier than him.

Up top is Christina in Hawaii with some dude not named Jordan Bratman.

In an upcoming documentary, UK model Danielle Lloyd reveals that she too was the victim of abuse as a teen. Lloyd says she was in a two-year relationship with a guy who beat her so badly one time that she was sent to the hospital.

The glamour model admitted she thought her abusive ex was a ‘lovely, generous’ person when they first met, but she soon fell victim to his controlling behaviour.

She said: ‘He’d call me a slag. Soon he started hitting me.

‘Every time, he’d cry and say it wouldn’t happen again. Towards the end he was hitting me near enough every day.’

Following her final attack, Danielle lost consciousness and woke up surrounded by blood.

She recalled: ‘I’d been out cold for three or four minutes… there was blood all over me, all over the bed, all over the walls.’

Danielle eventually split with her ex and sought counseling. Afterward, life couldn’t have gotten better. She went on to win Miss Great Britain only to have her title stripped when she posed for Playboy. Now she dates soccer players and continues to show her tits. If Danielle can do it, Rihanna can too. One day she may even date an LT or a Tom Brady. Dare to dream, Rihanna. Just like Danielle did!