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Donald Trump Not Running for President

Donald Trump just gave us the greatest gift he could ever give. He’s decided to end this charade of running for president. A bittersweet decision as it would have ensured ... Read More »

Donald Trump Continues His Publicity Stunt

Donald Trump continued his look at me tour with a speech in Las Vegas on Thursday at a Clark County GOP-sponsored rally. The only reason I’m writing about this is ... Read More »

Obama Released His Birth Certificate

Conceding to the whackos who believe he wasn’t born in the US, Obama held a press conference this morning to end this “sideshow circus” once and for all by busting ... Read More »

The Situation Killed It at Donald Trump’s Roast

Last week there was a report that The Situation completely bombed at Comedy Central’s roast of Donald Trump. The Situation blamed it on him wearing sunglasses during his bit. Except ... Read More »

The Situation Bombed at Donald Trump’s Roast

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was invited to be one of Donald Trump’s roasters. Long story short. It didn’t turn out so well. In fact, it was so bad a Comedy ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Rejected From Celebrity Apprentice

Lindsay Lohan needs a job because she’s broke which is why she wanted to be on Celebrity Apprentice despite having little business sense. While it would have been an amazing ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan May Be a Celebrity Apprentice

Donald Trump wants Lindsay Lohan to appear in the next Celebrity Apprentice. Clearly, Trump just wants to get a chance to go off on a tangent to draw Lindsay into ... Read More »

Shanna Moakler Can’t Take It Anymore, Resigns

Shanna Moakler, she who is righteous, has resigned from the Miss California USA pageant. This move is a direct result of current Miss California Carrie Prejean’s press conference yesterday in ... Read More »

Donald Trump Is an Attention Whore

A decrease in work due to a broken neck, two divorces and providing assistance to family and friends have created a black hole in Ed McMahon’s wallet and are reasons ... Read More »

Donald Trump Didn’t Leave a Big Tip

Yesterday, it was largely reported Donald Trump tipped a waiter at Buffalo Club in Santa Monica, CA $10,000 on an $82 bill. Today we find out that that was a ... Read More »

Donald Trump Gave a Big Tip

I figure Leslie e-mailed this story about Donald Trump being a good tipper to a few sites out there, but that’s not going to stop me from posting it. Mostly ... Read More »

Donald Trump Sends Barbara Rosie’s Panties

Donald Trump sent Barbara Walters a framed girdle-like outfit Rosie O’Donnell wore in “Exit to Eden” to hang in the offices of “The View.” The girdle-like outfit – variously described as ... Read More »

Donald Trump Keeps His Hair

The increasingly annoying Donald Trump gleefully shaved Vince McMahon’s head after winning a hair match at Wrestlemania 23 this past Sunday. During the match, The Donald managed to sneak in ... Read More »

In Other News

For those that don’t know, you can get the feed emailed to you daily. Now some notes about Vegas. It was cold as hell while the line for Pure was ... Read More »

Donald Trump Isn’t Helping Ratings

Donald Trump’s Apprentice is failing and there’s nothing he can do to revive it. Ratings for the show have dropped steadily from season to season and despite all the publicity ... Read More »

Donald Trump Calls Barbara a Liar

The Donald-Rosie feud continues as Trump calls Barbara Walters a liar. She had this to say on The View in response to Donald’s claim that she hated Rosie, “Nothing could be ... Read More »

Rosie O’Donnell Keeps on Talking

Rosie O’Donnell wrote another ode to Donald on her blog. It’s hard to make sense of, but I’ve deciphered it and concluded Rosie is an idiot. i was raised reading ms ... Read More »

Rosie and Donald Have a Feud Too

This one is more awesome. Following the announcement by Donald Trump that current Miss USA Tara Conner will not lose her crown, Rosie O’Donnell criticized Trump as a “snake-oil salesman” ... Read More »

Donald Trump Is a Cheater

On Tuesday, Donald Trump was playing golf and shanked his shot into the weeds. The shot ended up in the natural preserve area. Donald then drove up to his ball ... Read More »