The annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night in New York. You’ll probably be really excited watching a bunch of hot chicks like Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa ...
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Here’s my former lover Doutzen Kroes modeling lingerie for Victoria’s Secret. We broke up because she couldn’t understand why I had to sleep with the other VS models. She wanted ...
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I can’t decide who I want to bang more: Doutzen Kroes or Alessandra Ambrosio. Sigh. It’s times like these when I wish I had one of those cool voting option ...
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Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes hit the beach the other day and looked like she was about to hump her boyfriend in the ocean. That is her boyfriend, right? Because ...
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What is this? The fifth time I’m posting about Victoria’s Secret Model Doutzen Kroes being naked? It’s like she’s the only one reading my letters. What’s up with that, other ...
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Newest Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes is seen here at a photoshoot wearing the world’s greatest bra. It’s completely see-through. She might as well have put saran wrap or a ...
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Ever wanted to know what it’s like to have x-ray vision? Ever wanted to bang a supermodel? While I can’t help you with the last one (I don’t like to ...
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I don’t know how I missed this, but prior to the fashion show, all the Victoria’s Secret angels hit the beach in their bikinis to taunt us mere mortals with ...
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