Drew Barrymore dumped Justin Long not too long ago. Attempts have been made by Justin to find a rebound girl, but reports indicate he’s still very “distraught.” So much so that he has pulled out of his directorial debut for Whip It.
“He couldn’t stand working with her and not being with her. He’s too upset,” …

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Drew Barrymore and the Mac guy, Justin Long, have broken up after nearly a year of dating. No details have been given other than a rep confirming the news. A source said that they remain friends.
God, this is boring. Justin Long should have broken up with Drew by drowning her cat. That way I could …

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JL: Hi. I’m Justin Long. I look edgy, but am actually devoid of any utility.
DB: Hi. I’m Drew Barrymore. I used to be unpredictable and fun, but now I’m frumpy and boring.
With any luck, that timely pop-culture reference will have revealed how I feel about these two.

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Zach Braff and Drew Barrymore were spotted in the East Village over the weekend. They were holding hands on Lafayette Street and making out at Beauty Bar. Gosh. It’s a good thing Zach Braff broke it off with Mandy Moore or else he wouldn’t be getting tail like this. Isn’t this news exciting folks? It’s …

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Drew Barrymore made the top spot on People magazine’s “100 Most Beautiful People” list and will be on next issue’s cover. The 32-year-old actress has been on the list four times, but this is the first time she clinched the no. 1 position. Barrymore says,
Making the cover “made my peacock feathers shine in the golden-hour …

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Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz were caught smoking pot in Hawaii. The fug sisters of Eastwick thought it’d be nice to chill in a retarded sun hat and do what celebrities love to do. Be idiots. Life is great when you’re rich and ugly, huh girls?

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I watched Beauty and Geek yesterday. I was pretty disappointed since I thought beauty meant something along the lines of hot, but I found out in tv world it means ugly and annoying. There were possibly two attractive girls, some average girls, one girl who looked like Brooke Hogan and another was so wholly unattractive …

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Whose vagina is going to ring in the New Year?

Star Jones’ husband went to some good schools. Also might be gay. [Evil Beet]
10 best celebrity encounters with the law. [BWE]
Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore shop. Fug and sidekick fug are at it again. [Celebrity Smack]
Maddox Jolie Pitt is the best celebrity kid. [CityRag]
Ryan Phillipe buys …

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