Part of Drew Carey’s charm was that he looked like he just ate a buffalo and he seemed always nervous that people would notice so he distracted everyone from his expanding waist line with humor. Yesterday Drew showed up at the CBS Summer Press Tour Party all skinny. Losing all that weight might be a bad idea. Now when he makes jokes about fat people, no one will laugh. They’ll just look at him like he called a baby a retard.

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During a recently taped segment of The Price is Right, a female contestant was so excited that she literally peed her pants. She even warned Drew Carey she was going to pee her pants. Page Six says,

“I’m so excited I’m going to pee in my pants.” Drew drew on his years of ad-lib qualities and replied, “OK, but wait at least until you hear what you won.” He then told her she’d just qualified for whatever it was she qualified for. So she did what he wanted. She waited to hear what he had to say. Then she did what she wanted. She let loose.

Staffers took her off to a side, grabbed a hair dryer and blow-dried her pants and panties. Blotted up and calmed down, she then returned to the stage.

Uh, I’m hoping this wasn’t some 90-year-old with little to no bladder control because I wouldn’t want to be the staffer that had to blow dry her panties. But, if this was some hot young model with a small bladder, I may be tempted to switch places. I would probably be simultaneously aroused and turned off. I don’t know how that would work, but if I had to guess, I’d expect my penis to look like it was doing the chicken dance.