According to Crazy Days and Nights via The Superficial, Jennifer Love Hewitt has been tapped to be the new spokesperson for eHarmony. I haven’t found any other sources to back this up but CDaN says they’re paying her and even flew a guy to LA for a date. Hewitt, who plays a hooker on The Client List, was said to be bored, disinterested and looked to just be doing it for the money.

Once again, Jennifer Love Hewitt bedazzles her vagina, has three wedding rings pre-selected and ready to be picked up and hit on a Bachelorette reject through Twitter. Clearly she’s the perfect spokesperson for eHarmony. That is if eHarmony’s tagline is, “More clingy and psychotic girls than you’ll know what to do with and who you’ll still not be good enough for.”

Lindsay Lohan fired up the crack rocks and did a fake commercial for eHarmony for Funny or Die.

So, time to login to your eHarmony account if you haven’t done so already. Lindsay Lohan is single with a sense of humor and has put her profile up. She enjoys long walks on the beach, sunsets and DUI’s. You can find her AND me under the search term “shaved redhead.”