The New York Post via Gawker found a second call girl linked to former New York governor Eliot Spitzer. Kristin “Billie” Davis hails from a California trailer park and owned the multi-million dollar escort service Wicked Models.

Uh, what the hell? The dead eyes, the platinum blond hair, the ghostly pale, smooth skin… Was Eliot Spitzer banging a Real Doll?

All that was known about Eliot Spitzer’s call girl was a fake profile ripped from the Emperor Club’s website that identified her as Kristen. Today, Kristen gave an interview with the New York Times and revealed her real name: Ashley R. Youmans which was legally changed to Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro. However, on MySpace, fans know the 22-year-old as Ashley Alexandra Dupré. So, we’ll go with that.

The impetus for granting the New York Times an interview isn’t clear, but did I mention she’s an aspiring musician? You can buy her music for a mere $.98! What a steal. (Eliot paid $1,000/hour for her services.) Want to know more about Ashley? Look no further than her MySpace “About Me” section.

But, my path has not been easy. When I was 17, I left home. It was my decision and I’ve never looked back. Left my hometown. Left a broken family. Left abuse. Left an older brother who had already split. Left and learned what it was like to have everything, and lose it, again and again. Learned what it was like to wake up one day and have the people you care about most gone. I have been alone. I have abused drugs. I have been broke and homeless. But, I survived, on my own. I am here, in NY because of my music.

What a warrior. Ashley’s story is one of triumph. Despite having everything she loved ripped from her, she made it out in one piece to eventually become a mid-level prostitute. She must have been on top of the world!

Eliot Spitzer is now the former Governor of New York. Spitzer resigned from office after being linked to a prostitution ring operating under the name Emperor’s Club. Spitzer reportedly spent thousands on one specific girl. He is known as Client 9 on an FBI wiretap that caught him requesting call girl Kristen to come up to his room. Kristen was warned he “would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe.” Which I guess is a hint that Eliot likes tying a belt around his neck and being chocked out as he orgasms.

Page Six managed to get Kristen’s profile off the now defunct Emperor’s Club website and yes, it’s everything you hoped for. Meanwhile, Cornhole sent me a few edited photos of Spitzer. Surprisingly, there’s no butt sex. /Scratches head