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Elisha Cuthbert almost died

July 13th, 2007Respond

Hoping to garner at least a trickle of attention for her new movie Captivity, which is her being tortured for 90 minutes or so, Elisha Cuthbert recounts the time she was hit by a car and almost died. In a blonde moment, the actress once made the mistake of walking across the street when the …

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Elisha Cuthbert is plastic

April 7th, 20071 comment

Ever since Elisha Cuthbert’s run on “24″ ended, she hasn’t done much besides hang out with the classy Paris Hilton both in clubs and in abysmal movies like “House of Wax”. You can see her next in the heavily marketed and heavily reprimanded “Captivity”. According to the studio, the film’s central theme is female empowerment …

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No one likes Elisha Cuthbert

March 20th, 2007Respond

Ads in LA and New York for Elisha Cuthbert’s upcoming movie Captivity are being taken down today. Concerned citizens with nothing better to do complained about the ads which feature images of Elisha being tortured and killed.
The billboards, first posted March 13, feature four frames with captions above each one. “Abduction” shows Cuthbert with a …

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Paris Hilton claims her next victim

December 15th, 20063 comments

The beast is moving faster than expected. Her hunger is growing and it cannot be satiated. Paris Hilton has just sunk her claws into her next victim: Elisha Cuthbert. These two were in House of Wax together, but since then they haven’t really been seen hanging out with each other. Luckily this is one vag …

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Elisha Cuthbert frightens me

November 7th, 2006Respond

Elisha Cuthbert used to be hot right? I’m just checking because I clearly remember a Maxim shoot she did that had me masturbating the night away. That was a year or two ago and I guess Elisha never came out of her cave after that because she’s whiter than Lindsay Lohan. The only thing that …

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Elisha Cuthbert isn’t doing it for me

September 21st, 2006Respond

Elisha Cuthbert was extreme eye candy during the first season of 24. Then she moved up her hotness in The Girl Next Door where she played a porn star with a nice ass. Things were looking up for this girl and my penis was pleased.
Now what’s she doing? She stopped showing up on 24 and …

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